J.R.: “The Eagle has nearly knocked Red out with that damned frying pan!”

Red started to climb to his feet, his head ringing with pain. He barely even knew what had happened. He could feel warm blood dripping down his head. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the Eagle begin to swing the frying pan again. He quickly jumped out of the way, the frying pan missing the back of his head by less than an inch. The Eagle spun around only to be met with a knee to the gut, causing him to drop the frying pan to the mat with a dull metallic thump. Red then drove an elbow into the side of the Eagle’s head before lifting him up and dropping him onto Red’s knee in an inverted atomic drop. The Eagle fell to the mat and Red hit him with another elbow, this time in the form of an elbow drop. Pulling the Eagle up, Red took him back down with a DDT, drilling the top of his skull into the frying pan. The Eagle’s head ricocheted off of the metal frying pan and his body bounced up into the air a little bit before landing on the mat.

J.R.: “The Eagle’s head could be cracked open after that! And did you see how his body just…”

King: “Flopped into the air and then onto the mat like he was a rag doll?”

J.R.: “Yes!”

King: “Well, it IS a testicular fortitude match, J.R.!”

Red dragged the Eagle up by his head and started to whip him into a turnbuckle, but he managed to reverse it and tripped Red with a drop toe hold. He hit the turnbuckle face first, causing him to stumble backwards, temporarily stunned. The Eagle then nailed Red with a dropkick square in his back, sending him into the turnbuckle again and knocking him down to the mat. Running at the ropes, he jumped and bounced off of them, landing on Red with a springboard moonsault. Red rolled over onto his front, holding his chest in pain. The Eagle next sat across Red’s back and pulled his head up, striking him with several forearms across his face before applying a camel clutch. Red let out a scream of pain as his head and torso were stretched. The Eagle released the hold after a few moments though and stood up, stomping Red in the head before picking him up off of the mat…