The Eagle tosses Red towards the ropes, but Red catches on, and throws The Eagle into the corner. The little man rushes up the turnbuckles though, and moonsaults off the top!! Red ducks underneath and runs towards the buckle, avoiding the shot, and as Vincent lands, he rushes the little man and lifts his foot, TAKING HIS GODDAMNED HEAD OFF HIS SHOULDERS!!!!!

The Eagle flips over and lands on his stomach, practically unconscious! Red reaches down and rips him from the mat, quickly latching his hand around the smaller mans throat. He lifts the Eagle and brings him down, but Vincent somehow kicks his feet out, and lands on them, stopping Red’s momentum, and from the crouched position, stands and throws his hand off his throat, hitting a direct low blow kick to his jewels!!!! Red cries out and the Eagle hops, dropkicking him in the chest! Red stumbles to the ropes, and he rushes at the big man, trying to clothesline him over, but Red sidesteps and pushes his head down and out, sending the Eagle flying through the middle ropes into the solid steel cell!!!!!

J.R: MY GAWD!!!!!!!11!11!1!!1!11!1!1

King: Hahahaha! He CAN fly!

J.R: ARE YOU GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE ALL THE TIME!???!!?

King: Maybe….

The Eagle lies on the mat outside, trying to stand after that hard slam. Red slowly makes his way to the outside, looking to finish this off as the clock strikes five minutes… What could the new stipulation be?!?!?