*Chaos stood in the ring, pacing back and forth. The tag champ was swinging his sledge around, almost like a samurai swings his sword. He was anxious to get in the ring with the Unholy Monster, and possibly bust his skull into pieces. Chaos was bouncing back and forth, his hammer in hand, as “Meet the Creeper” by Rob Zombie played on the PA. Chaos slanted his eyes, as he saw The Unholy Monster walk out of the creaturetron. The Creeper’s weapon of choice was as shovel! Creeper raised the shovel in the air, and screamed and unholy roar. He pointed the shovel at Chaos, as he made his way to the apron.*

King: Are you joking? Creeper is using a shovel? Who uses shovels?

JR: Well, King…Creeper was never the most normal chicken in the flock. And the stipulations said any weapon goes, so a shovel, even if it is unconventional, is perfectly legal.

*Creeper was now in the ring. Chaos and the Unholy Monster were staring each other down, wanting to fight this second. The ref was a bit uncomfortable, being dwarfed by the two giants. He signaled for the bell, and the action exploded. The two charged like rhinos at each other, both swinging their weapons simultaneously. The shovel and sledge clashed, sparks flung out of the ring. The two weapons then flew out of the two warriors hands. Creeper went to capitalize on the chaos (not the wrestler) and swung a clothesline at Chaos. The tag champ ducked, however, and slammed an elbow into Creep’s back. Chaos whipped around and like a piston starting hammering Creeper in the ribs with a bunch of rapid uppercuts. Creeper was dazed on his feet, as Chaos wound up for a huge haymaker. But before Chaos could throw it, Creeper grabbed his skull and slammed him with an unholy face buster. Chaos’s face catapulted on the canvas, as he slammed to the ground. Creeper caught his breath for a moment, and then lifted Chaos up by his shirt. Creeper failed to notice, however, that Chaos grabbed his sledge while he was down. Before Creeper could execute his next attack, Chaos turned around and smashed the top of the hammer into Creeper’s ribs. Creeper roared in pain and anger, as he stumbled into the turnbuckle. Creeper was leaning on the turnbuckle, trying to get his wits about him as Chaos got his hammer ready. A sadistic smile spread across the face of the tag champ as he walked in front of Creeper. Chaos then hoisted the sledge up in the air, right above Creeper’s skull.*

JR: OH MY GAWD! HES GONNA SMASH CREEPER’S SKULL IF HE HITS HIM LIKE THAT!

*The hammer cascaded down at the head of Creeper, but the Unholy Monster avoided it at the last second. A loud ring was heard as the collision of the hammer and turn buckle connected. Chaos swung so hard that not only did he drop the sledge, but it cracked the turnbuckle. Creeper then took advantage of the moment and grabbed his shovel. He swung, with the intention of decapitating Chaos, but missed three times. Chaos ducked and picked up his hammer again. The two weapons locked up like two swords.*