Posted at 8:35 am on Jan 10, 2014 by:
Deadblood (Absolute Undisputed Champion)
Is it garbage day then?

Deadblood continued to struggle under his motorcycle as Sheri slowly crushed him underneath it!! He knew that he had to do something and fast before she could make that headline a fact. His thoughts quickly shifted to the Absolute Undisputed Championship and its power. It was his only chance. His only escape from the predicament he was currently in.
Focusing, he tried to block out the pain of the motorcycle as Sheri continued to increase the pressure. At first, he wasn't sure that anything was happening, but then, with a tremble, the pressure began to slowly decrease as the motorcycle began to lift up off of him!!!! Sheri watched in disbelief, focusing harder at pressing the motorcycle down. Her disbelief though had caused her to slip in her focus on the motorcycle and Deadblood managed to topple the bike off of him and onto its other side!!!!!!
"How?" was the only word that she could get out as he stayed on the ground, looking up at her.
"Surprise, bitch! Looks like it's not just a shiny belt!"
Suddenly jumping to his feet, Deadblood ran across the street, narrowly avoiding a car as it sped past, scooping up his katana from the sidewalk! Looking back across the street at Sheri, his eyes went wide as he saw his motorcycle flying through the air at him!!! He quickly jumped out of the way as the motorcycle came crashing down on the sidewalk, bouncing off of the concrete on impact and smashing into a store's display window!!!!!!!
"Really?! I know you're pissed at me, but did you have to take it out on my motorcycle!?!"
He didn't have time to worry anymore about his motorcycle though as Sheri then sent a dumpster flying his way too!!! This time, instead of jumping out of the way, he tried to use her own power again, though he only managed to slow down the dumpster, being forced to move again as the dumpster came crashing down onto the sidewalk too!!!!!
"That's it!" Deadblood shouted as he started back across the street towards Sheri, katana in hand. "The next thing that goes flying across this street is going to be your severed fucking head!"