Posted at 1:55 am on Sep 16, 2015 by:
Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness)
Everyone wins.
"I like to think that Angel and I have a... special connection. A connection stronger than the protection even the strongest of fortresses can offer. A girl never forgets the first time she tastes a real man's meat!" Red started laughing and stroking his bulge uncontrollably. F'ein, Mortis, and Markus thought he was about to make a mess in his pants right then and there.
"YOU'RE USELESS! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS GETTING YOUR TINY DICK WET!" Mortis started jumping hard, swinging his arms down in anger with each jump, again resembling a monkey. "I SAY WE KILL THE BITCH JUST TO CALM THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!"
F'ein placed a hand on Mortis' shoulder to calm him down. "He might be horny, but I think Red could be on to something too."
"I had her in my clutches once before. I can do it again. Then I get another taste of my Angel and it'll ensure the downfall of the clans!" Red stepped to Mortis' other side. "And you know something, Mortis? I tend to tire of my women sooner or later. I wouldn't mind sharing her eventual demise with an ally."
Mortis smiled, at least Red thought he was, seemingly approving of this idea.
