Posted at 4:04 am on Oct 19, 2015 by:
Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion)
STUPID REDNECK!
Staph didn't look amused by Botch snatching the mic away from her, but before she could reprimand him, he stepped closer to Gunther.
"I THINK WHAT STAPHNY HERE ISN'T TRYING TO SAY IS YOUR MOTHER SUCKS, GUFFER! NOW GET OUT OF YOUR RING!"
Gunther looked around at the confused crowd. "NO, YOU GET OUT OF MY RING, SENORITA BOTCH! AND LEAVE BEHIND MY SOON-TO-BE CHAMPION CHAMPIONSHIP ON YOUR WAY OUT!"
Staph snatched the mic back from Botch before he could respond again.
"HUH?"
Both he and Gunther forgot about each other for a moment as her titties jiggled around some more.
"Both of you SHUT UP!" Staph's shrill of a voice brought the crowd out of their confused daze for a moment. "Gunther, Botch IS the Soon-To-Be Champion Champion and you WILL respect him! If you don't like that, then you can GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING AND CW!"
Botch leaned over in an attempt to speak again without actually taking Staph's mic. Instead, he found his mouth pressed against her titties, pushing the mic with his forehead and causing it to disappear within her cleavage.
Botch didn't seem excited or disgusted by this position he'd put himself in. He was just confused about where the mic went, letting out a muffled "HUH?".
Gunther took this opportunity of Botch being distracted to speak. "Senorita Staphany, surely you can see that Botch Recliner is not fit to be the Soon-To-Be Champion Champion! I think someone who can do the ding dong is far more capable! Someone... like me!"
Staph peeled Botch's face away from her chest before addressing Gunther further. "Gunther, as impressive as the ding dong might be, Chane and I feel that Botch here is a perfect Soon-To-Be Champion Champion! I know the CW Universe agrees with me and in time, you will too! BUT I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOU CONTINUING TO GET IN OUR WAY!"
