Staphany pulled the CW microphone slowly from her smug face but not too long thereafter Botch who was by now on the floor doing a succession of pushups stops and stares blankly at Staphy's growing lady lumps....

Gunther takes raises his own mic, does a couple of ding dongs before speaking

Gunther: I AM NO BOTCH BITCH... I AM GUNTHER, THE SEX GOD, I NEVER LOST MY SOON-TO-BE CHAMPIONSHIP BECAUSE, DEAR SENORITAS, I AM WHAT EVERY SINGLE LADY, AND MAN, WANTS.... IN BED.... MY SENORITA SUNSHINE CITIZENS CRAVES FOR GUNTHER TO BE THEIR SOON-TO-BE-CHAMPION!!!!!! SENORITAS!


*does the ding dong*





"HUH!?"

Everybody in the ring turns to see Botch up on his feet looking & pointing in the wrong direction to the confused CW fans with a mic we have no idea where he got from...

"EVERYBODY KNOWS, WANTS TO KNOW, YOUR DING DONG SIZE IS!"

Staph rolls her eyes and then taps Botch on his right shoulder gently.... suddenly Botch drops to the mat as if he is in pain and agony leaving his "title" on the ground but it was just the steroids reacting to Staphy's hand lotion

Micheal Cole: I.... I still don't get this.... It's just a paper-plate with a kid cartoon of Botch on it. I can make one myself at home!

SUDDENLY GUNTHER BOUNCES HIS PEEN AGAINST STAPHY'S SIDE CAUSING HER TO FALL FLAT ON HER PUPPIES AND SPRIGGED OUT OF THE RING... GUNTHER PICKS UP THE PAPER PLATE TITLE!!!!! BOTCH GETS UP AND GUNTHER RAMS THE PAPER-PLATE TITLE ACROSS BOTCHES FOREHEAD... CLEARLY NOT DOING ANY DAMAGE... BOTCH FALLS FLAT ON THE MAT WHILE GUNTHER, LOOKING PLEASED, DOES THE DING DONG WITH WITH THE PAPER PLATE UP HIGH INTO THE AIR!