Gunther dropped to the canvas like a ton of bricks but instead of covering Gunther for the pin, Botch could not find the self-proclaimed sexy god because Gunther and the entire ring was covered with creepy crawling crabs!!!

"HUH!?"











In attempt to get the crab population under control, Chane swam to his sister on the other side of the crab infested ring and PLUGGED A MIC UP STAPH'S LEAKING VAGINA!!! This suddenly stopped the outpouring of new crabs but there was still the issue with the millions rolling in the ring- but then, Botch catches a glimpse of the top of Gunther's mullet poking out of a puddle of crabs. Botch takes a gigantic, deep breath and.....

"HUH!?"

ALL of the crabs in the ring went soaring into the air and landed like confetti on the CW Fans-- and what was left behind was JUST Gunter's mullet wig!!! Botch picks it up but the sheer weight of the mullet made him fall to the mat, thus hurting his left shoulder!


"OWWWWWWWWW!"

From behind Botch was a bald headed Gunther!! after several ding dongs- Gunther drops his elbow but totally misses Botch's crotch and hits Botch's beer belly, because Gunther has never had real sex before and could not identify what a crotch actually looks like- Gunther bounces off and then springs right into Staph's puppies!!!! Staph SCREAMSSSSSS and SHREEEEEKKKKKKSSSSSS causing the entire arena to shake..... Chane by that time picks up Gunther's mullet and tosses it like a frisbee on top of Gunther's head while still having his face buried in Staph's puppies.... The moment Gunther got his wig back on- Gunther popped out of Staph's puppies making a loud "PLOP" sound.

Botch finally gets up to show Gunther what he is cable of but a lone crab left untouched was crawling on the mat and Botch steps on it!!!! Botch screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsssssss


























"HUH?! OWWWWWWWWW!"


Which gave Gunther the opening to do the ding dong head butt sending Botch soaring to the mat!!! Gunther lays in-between Botch's legs, puckers his blistering lips and leans his peen on top of Botch's beer belly for the pin count along with holding the paper-plate title into the air!!! Chane goes down for the mat and....

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"HUH?!"



KICK OUT!!! OMG HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN!!

The look on Staph's surprised face told it all... but then from behind her- rolled in was Samantha Fox!!!! Staph turns around and Samantha Fox FLASHES HER OWN PUPPIES CAUSING STAPHANY TO SHREEK EVEN MORE AND NEARLY BLINDED HER, AND THE CAMERA MAN! SUDDENLY STAPHANIE REVEALS HER PUPPIES WHICH MADE SAMANTHA FOX HORNY!








SUDDENLY THE TWO WOMEN ARE BOUNCING THEIR PUPPIES ON TOP OF EACH OTHER TRYING TO SIZE EACH OF THEIR PUPPIES UP AS IF THEY WERE PLAYING A GAME OF TUG O' TIT!!!!!