"JUST WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING OUT HERE?!" This caused Darkspade to jump back, for even he wasn't immune to Staphany's screeching. "You've got about three seconds to get out of MY ring before I have you stripped of that Absolute Vodka Championship AND HAVE YOU BANNED FROM CW FOR LIFE!"
By now, Spade was forced up against the ropes by Staph's voice. Botch was rolling around the mat again, doing a circle around Staph. And then there was Gunther, standing on the top of the ramp, his wig a sweaty mess on top of his head, clutching the Soon-To-Be Champion Championship and his ding dong.
"I said GET OUT! GET OUT NOW, GOD DAMMIT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!" Staph began jumping around the ring again while letting out more horrific screams, nearly sending Spade tumbling right over the top rope, even with his fingers plugged into his ears.
The globdrillionaire puppies swung wildly, causing some to wonder if her implants were going to rip right off of her chest.
When she finally stopped jumping and screaming, her hair was a mess and she was out of breathe, looking like she might after one of those nights of getting passed around by the locker room.
Before Spade could address her however, Chane stood behind him on the floor outside of the ring and swung a steel chair up, striking the Absolute Undisputed Champion across the back. This didn't even cause Spade to step forward, instead simply turning around to have a look at the next person he planned to give the Final Guidance.
