Posted at 5:51 am on Nov 2, 2015 by:
Staphany McMahon
LET'S SEE JUST WHAT THESE GLOBDRILLIONAIRE PUPPIES CAN DO!
Staphany began to beat her puppies against Samantha Fox's before grabbing one tit with both hands and slugging Samantha in the jaw with it. Samantha dropped to the mat and without even kneeling, Staph's puppies landed on Samantha's shoulders. Chane saw this and slid in for a fast count.
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He raised his sister's hand in victory, her puppies still hanging out fully exposed, not that the crowd noticed, too busy picking crabs off of their clothes and out of their hair.
Cole: "Was that really a pinfall?! Were those two even having a match??? I'm so confused right now!"
Cole looked at both King and JBL for support, but they were too busy jacking off to all of the exposed puppies in the ring. Sighing, he threw off his headset and unzipped his own pants.
Botch meanwhile was still trying to get up after kicking out of the pin, rolling around in the ring again. When he was finally on his hands and knees, Gunther straddled his head. "OOOOOOOOOH MY DING DING DONG!" Gunther then put Botch in what can only be described as some kind of modified camel clutch, grabbing Botch's chin before forcing the back of Botch's head to his crotch and grinding the ding ding dong against his head.
"OWWWWWWWWW!" Botch flailed helplessly. Fortunately for him, Staph walked over, puppies still out, and shook them in front of Gunther's face before slugging him with both of them. Gunther went flying into the ropes and tumbled over to the outside.
"HUH?" Botch fell forward to the mat on his face and grabbed his own crotch for some reason.
