Spade stared at Chane- making Chane pee in his pants- but at that time, Staphy unlocks her bra strap and reveals upon the whole world her gigantic globdrillionaires' bought PUPPIES!!!
Spade had no chance as Staphy's pups barked and tackled the Champion to the ground!!! Even Chane was in awe as Staphy slapped the sides of her puppies against Spade's face which made the men in attendance start jerking off. Suddenly, Gunther storms BACK into the ring with his newly won paper plate title - he was mesmerized by Staphy's puppies swinging back and forth - and does the ding ding in coordination to her jingly racks.
Botch gets up, clearly disoriented, and notices what was happening in the ring...
"HUH?!
Chane rings for the bell and then screams out-loud......
Chane McMahon: YOUR WINNER AND NEW SOON-TO-BE CHAMPION AS A RESULT OF A DING DONG TAP OUT..... BOTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH RECLINER!!!!!!!!!
::Chane rips the title from Gunther and gives it to Botch
"HUH?!"
