Triple Nose's nose was stuck down the barrel of Deadblood's shotgun by this time!!! And before we spend days on that alone, Cadmus interrupted the two by channeling the mysterious power from the Mortal Wrestling title belt at Triple Nose sending him twirling up into the air and crashing down on a log- breaking his back!!!
Deadblood looked at his shotgun and saw Triple Nose's nose detached-- he aimed the shotgun at Triple Nose and shot his nose out along with the projectile at Triple's head sending guts splattered everywhere....
Angel by this time runs to Cadmus and hugs him but as she was hugging him, Cadmus just stared at Deadblood with his eerie dead-like eyes.
"Uh.... ok. That was impressive but the show is over folks... GTFO which means get the fuck out of here!!! And kid, give me back my title!"
Deadblood reaches his hand out for the title belt but Cadmus refused! He stepped away from Angel as if getting away but Deadblood pushed forward and became much more demanding.....
"LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! I WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH MY FISHING AND LIVING A SIMPLE LIFE UNTIL YOU CAME HERE! THE WAY I SEE IT I SAVED YOUR LIFE THERE.... I COULD HAVE WENT WITH OPTION 'A' BUT I DIDN'T.... AND I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP EITHER.... WHERE'S THE FUCKING RESPECT AND GRATITUDE!?"
Deadblood sounded more like an old man- and he was now chasing Cadmus in a circles around poor Angel who was just shaking her head!!! Cadmus was even smiling and laughing as Deadblood tripped on Triple Nose's nose!!!
"OLD FART OLD FART OLD FART" - repetitively said by Cadmus at Deadblood
Charon and Red collectively decimated every Chane and Staphanie McMahon clone which came there way.... after several hours, the entire room was filled with bodies - but once Charon and Red turned their attention towards Reverend Jones, Darkspade, and for Red, his monster beef.... they noticed that he got away!!!
The scene crossfades now as Charon and Red Spyder entered through another tunnel..... Red kept sniffing the air for his Monster Beef but he was sad that he couldn't recognize his very own pre-cum anymore.....
"**SNIFF** What did they DO to my precious!!!!!!!! MY MONSTERRRRRRRRRR!!! Charon........"
"God. What?" - said Charon
"HOLD ME!!!
Then Red leaps into Charon's arms.... suddenly, Charon drops Red to the dirty floor and shoots off a volley of nails at a shadowy figure in the distance..... there were TWO shadows in fact. Charon screams at Red to get his ass up..... even as he was whimpering on the ground.
Once the two continued their pursuit they reach another widen area where they see Darkspade tied to a cross in the middle of the room along with debris at his feet..... Charon stopped Red to continue and looked around for The Reverend.... and sure enough, he was standing on a platform overhead along with the tube containing the 'Monster Beef' seated by his side..... but not only that, but, in Reverend's hand looked to be a detonator control stick!!!
"Awh. The sinners come to repent but there is no Lord to save you.... Only the realization that I hold your Father's life, my Son, in my hand."
Charon screams out at Reverend....
"COWARD!! YOU DISGRACED YOUR FAMILY.... YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL HIM YOUR SON......"
"HA HA HA HA HA.... Rich. I will be doing you two a big favor killing Darkspade so I don't see any reason to fear any false threat that you may have.... I CLEANSE this Earth of Darkspade's rotten flesh.... and Red, let it be known that your Monster Beef will bring a rebirth to the very son you let die..... Yes. I am fully aware of what happened..... When I click this button, Darkspade will ignite on fire and the gasoline that you fools have stupidly walked into will also catch fire.... you honestly think that I would even allow you to ever get THIS CLOSE TO THE MONSTE......"
Then from out of nowhere and quite shocking to everyone watching including The Reverend.... but the REAL Monster Beef comes swinging from a string of precum like Spiderman and SPLATS ON TOP OF THE REVEREND FACE AND STICKS ITS BALLS INTO HIS MOUTH!!!!
Then, the disemboweled penis of F'ein Dacor is seen eating at Darkspade's ropes around his wrists.... Charon and ESPECIALLY Red are beside themselves and take some time trying to figure this out- but they both run up the mound and help F'ein Dacor release Darkspade while The Reverend is spinning around on the platform above them trying to swat off The Monster Beef!!!!
