Red hated Reverend Jones. Up until that point, there was plenty about the Reverend that pissed him off. Firing a nose at the Monster Beef though, knocking it out, the Reverend had just lit a fuse in Red's mind that couldn't be stopped. His face a scowl, he said, "You. Are. DEAD!"
The Reverend rolled his eyes and laughed. His laughter ceased when Red raised his chainsaw and threw it at his head. Dropping Triple Nose's nose, he raised his cane to deflect the chainsaw. While he succeeded, the chainsaw smashing into a wall before dropping the floor, its impact into the cane caused the Reverend to stumble off of the platform to the floor as well.
Running over to Reverend Jones before he could get back to his feet, Red straddled the Reverend and began beating him with his large purse. Through his screams of rage, Red managed to say, "YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET EVER EVEN THINKING ABOUT MY BEEF!"
The purse was filled with make-up and sex toys, at least one vibrator activating as the bag smashed into the Reverend's face. His nose and lip bleeding, the Reverend struggled to free himself, but Red, even as the Transvestite from Creaturevania, was heavy.
Stopping for a moment, Red reached into his purse to remove a hunting knife and tossed the bag aside before raising the blade high to plunge into the Reverend's chest. Breathing heavily after assaulting the Reverend, Red said, "I'm going to cut your fucking heart out, fry it up like a piece of chicken, and EAT IT!"
Behind Red, there was a squeaking, almost like that of a mouse or rat. Turning his head to look, his mouth fell open and his eyes widened.
Triple Nose's nose was operating on its own, having wandered over to the unconscious Monster Beef and launched a snot net at it. The Beef was writhing frantically to break free, but the strands of snot were too thick.
Standing over the nose and the Beef was Markus, his face calm as he looked at Red before looking down.
