My son? This, kids, is why you should always practice safe sex.
Angel gasped at the sight of her beloved whom she hadn't actually seen in years. It wasn't the reunion she hoped for. He was naked, his face covered in make-up, his hair full of hairspray, his Beef detached, and a nose attempting to rape him.
She attempted to reach him and help him. Chimera Hra'gad, moving quick for such a large, deformed monster, blocked her path. His mouth opened wider, threatening to devour her before the Monster Beef. Deadblood ran to join her and rammed his katana down Hra'gad's throat. Standing back, he watched with wide eyes as Hra'gad gagged and seemed to struggle. Was putting a stop to the abomination before him so simple?
"Fuck you!" DB said, crossing his arms to watch Hra'gad's death. "You've ruined our lives for long enough! So just fuck off and die so I can go back to my cabin!"
Lowering and swinging his tail, Hra'gad easily knocked both DB and Angel across the room. Turning, he spit out the katana to the other side of the room, far from the reach of DB or anyone else.
Red hated seeing his Angel knocked down, but there was nothing he could do for her at that moment. Triple Nose's nose was tightening its tentacles as it neared closer to Red's love slit. It tugged at the stitches with its tiny crab claws, Red struggling continuously to break free. The nose was persistent, eventually pulling enough stitches loose to squeeze inside Red's vagina. Red squealed like a girl as his virginity was taken, the walls of his vagina squeezing tightly around the nose as he had his first orgasm as a woman. Snot shot out of his love slit and the tentacles loosened slightly.
Markus started pulling himself up, his head aching and his shirt covered in the Beef's cum. The Beef. It was his perfect chance to recapture it and present it to Hra'gad. A gift for his master. The Beef had other ideas, already trying to squirm away once it was freed from underneath Markus. Markus tried to grab it. The Beef spun around and slapped his hands away with its thick, gooey head. With a squeak, it rolled underneath pipes, away from Markus.
Upon hearing the squeaking, Hra'gad lumbered over to Markus, shoving him out of the way, before beginning to rip away the piping to reach the Monster Beef. Steam shot out of the broken piping, but Hra'gad didn't care. One way or another, he was eating his father's cock.
In the sewer, Charon and Darkspade unleashed more nails and Unholy Darkness. Chane and Staphanie remained unaffected, still marching through the water towards them. Even while possessed by Hra'gad's spirit, they were horny for each other, Staph's hand on her brother's shriveled penis and Chane's hand on his sister's gaping vagina.
Charon stopped firing her nail guns, her back against the wall next to Spade, and said, "Right! This clearly isn't working! We've got to try something else and fast!"
