Posted at 4:29 pm on Aug 20, 2017 by:
His Righteousness: The Reverend Jones
I Would Destroy YOU ALL!!!!
Darkspade reunited with his daughter, Charon-- while, F'ein Dacor perked its head up as it sensed the presence of Markus.... Red Spyder was beating Reverend Jones to a pulp with his purse full of make-up sex toys!
In glee- Markus loomed over the unconscious snot covered Monster Beef... then, he removes a double-reinforced condom from his pocket, and with Triple Nose's Noses help in snorting more snot around the Beef, Markus successfully slithers The Monster Beef into the condom along with Triple Nose's Nose sealing the condom with a patch of snot at the the top of the condom......
By this time The Reverend's face was unrecognizable... his face was a combination of a bloody train wreck and a beauty makeover with all of the makeup that was left on his face from the attack! When Markus snatched the Beef, the Beef was regaining consciousness and the moment it realized it was captured- it squirmed around in the gigantic condom like a fish and made squealing sounds from its pee hole.
Like a deer screaming for help- Red Spyder perks up, looks around, and then sees Markus and Triple Nose squeak by through a corridor!!! Red Spyder screams, picks up his purse full of makeup-up, sex toys; and his trusty chainsaw and runs after Markus...
Meanwhile,
The reunion between Charon and Darkspade was short-lived as The Reverend rises from his bloody pool and evokes a wave of Unholy Darkness in the direction of the two-- Darkspade sensed the power, HIS power, and rolls Charon to the side as he takes on the full blast of the wave..... The Reverend was laughing as he was attacking Darkspade with the full force of the Unholy Darkness, but suddenly, The Darkspade taps into his incomplete forms and transforms into The Unholy Cardinal- the form allowed Darkspade to instantly push Reverend back against the wall!!
It was clear by now that Darkspade regained his powers that were taken from him when he was captured and sealed in a jail....
Then, another horde of Chane and Staphanie McMahon clones dive into the room - which were largely dealt with instantly by Charons flamethrower that she was packing, along with all of the other weapons she had! Darkspade blasts Reverend aside and then turns to aide Charon in defeating a volley of clones- but The Reverend picked up his glossy black cane and unlocked the top portion of it from the base- which becomes a sharpened samurai sword! The Reverend creeps up behind Darkspade and raises the sword up high for a final blow infused with Unholy Darkness... But, Darkspade senses the attack and in one short burst of Unholy Darkness- The Reverend was shot back 3 feet and landed on the ground, the weapon flings up into the air and as Darkspade turns around with his white-lighted eyes did the Sword explode in flames.......
Reverend looked up at Darkspade looming over him while still on the ground.....
"WAIT!!!! My son. Please. You must release your hatred and think clearly about what you are to do.... destroy me, is destroying yourself. Do you not realize that you are not just my son, but an instrument of God's righteousness... that is your role in this world. It is the natural order of things that this world is destroyed.... it is filled with filth and sin... so much sin!!!! I AM JUST DOING WHAT GOD WISHES!!!!"
Darkspade raises his right hand and an enormous amount of Unholy Darkness was collecting in his palm.
"You are not my father. You are nothing but a lying, corrupted, heathen of an asshole.... you make up your own religious rationales based on YOUR twisted perspective of this world and claim that GOD tells you that what YOU decide is RIGHT. Well. Reverend. FUCK YOU TO HELL!!!"
The Reverend's eyes widen and he tries to blast Unholy Darkness into Spade's chest but in an instant Darkspade conjures the Unholy Scythe in his hand and in one swift, highly accurate swung did Reverend Jone's head pop off its neck and rolls off to the side where it was ignited on fire from Darkspade..... The decapitated body falls to the side- with a river of black blood pouring from it.......
The Reverend was no more. And by that time all of the clones in the room where annihilated.... F'ein Dacor was no where to be seen, he must have scampered off during the attacks.... and so Darkspade and Charon continued after Red Spyder down the corridor........
The scene cross-fades into the main chamber of Hra'gad.... up above, on the walls were bodies suspended by filthy, gooey strands of black organic material- you can tell that the bodies were being sustained a breathing apparatus made out of the same organic material. The apparatus was feeding the goo into their mouths- you could even see their chest rise and fall.
Markus was already in the room with Triple Nose on his right shoulder... and in Markus' hand was the large condom. And in-front of Markus was a gigantic pod-thing that was fluctuating in size.
Red Spyder suddenly appears at the entrance to the room- he stops!!! Markus slowly turns around laughing and stares at Red Spyder with determined eyes........
"Awh. You. Well. Welcome to where it will ALL begin. You probably can tell that what exists before you IS Hra'gad, your damned s----"
Red Spyder didn't give a shit about Hra'gad- he screams as he points at his precious MONSTER BEEF!!!!!!!!
"MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU....YOU LET HIM GOOO YOU BAD MAN!!!!!!"
The next thing that we see is Red Spyder flinging his purse into the air- from it, splattered makeup in Markus' eyes temporary blinding him which releases the condom with the snot covered Monster Beef to the ground!!!