Posted at 2:51 am on Jun 12, 2011 by:
Goldyke (Self-proclaimed BUT MIGHTY SEXY Infiltrate Champion)
TEE ole HEE HEE!
Justin Roberts: And a woman who needs NO introduction! The infamously fabulous and sexy........... GOLDYKE!
THE ENTIRE ARENA WENT NUTS!! The pop BLEW Hoogan's ovation out of the water which even surpirsed the commentators as the legendary Goldyke exited out from backstage!! And around her SMEXY waist was the infiltrate belt with an EXTRA-EXTRA-EXTRA-EX-EX-EX-DOUBLE-EX-WIDE BELT STRAP!!! She giggled as her name was mentioned and started to hop up and down like a 4ton whale on Viagra.... Then TEE HEE'd her little ole way down the aisle!!! the fans screamed as she came down the ramp and they didn't even mind that her layers of FAT that was exposed around her belly button looked like a second ASS crack...
Jim Ross: You know what... [stands up clapping] YOU GO GIRL!!!
Jerry, "The King" Lawler: Hahaha!!! Well. I can't believe I am saying this but, WELCOME BACK GOLDY!!!!
Hoogan was fussy in the ring seeing how Goldy overwhelmed the fans with an enormous standing ovation!! Goldy "tee hee'd" a little bit more before she rolled into the ring and nearly steam rolled over Hoogan if it wasn't for the belt snapping off from her growing GURTH!!! Goldy hoisted herself up and then took her hand, licked it up reallll nice and SMACKED HER ASS WHICH CAUSED A RIPPLE EFFECT THROUGHOUT HER ENTIRE BODY AND THEN SHOOK THE RING AND ARENA!!!!
Takes the mic
Goldyke: TEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE HE HE LIL OLE TEE HEE! What can I say? Men, and especially women *winks*, want to be like me - but I got words for yo. Lock up your windows and protect your children because hunnies [camera zooms in on her cellulight covered jelly rolls and up to her lips covered in BBQ sauce], THERE'S ONLY 1 GOLDYKE.. AND I AM HUNGRY FOR SOME NOM NOMSS!!!
Micheal Cole: O M G.
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=CW Presents= - CreatureWrestling - 6:50:25 PM on 06/11/2011
