Hoogan is out. Scotty Halls gets in the ring. Cevin Dash gets in. Goldyke gets in.

Dash quickly goes after Branden Harvey, punching him in the corner. Halls and Goldyke start brawling, due to Halls' anger that Goldyke is a fat woman. Goldyke using her strength and size grabs Halls and throws him over the top rope and he hits the ground hard. Goldyke goes behind Dash and bites the back of his neck. She then grabs Dash’s head and smashes it into Harvey's head, trying to make Smores. Harvey goes down and rolls outside the ring. Goldyke has Dash against the ropes, trying to eat his chest. Dash gets throws into the ropes, as he hits it, Halls grabs Dash's feet, and pulls him out of the ring. The two exchange punches and Branden Harvey goes over and gets involved. Goldyke sneaks up and tries to start an orgy! Nobody goes for it and the fans cheer.

Lawler: I'LL NEVER ENJOY PUPPIES AGAIN!

Ross: DEPLORABLE!

Goldyke gets in the ring. Harvey is in the ring and he goes after Goldyke and takes the big woman down with a running senton. Harvey grabs and then drops it across the back of Goldyke. Goldyke goes down and Harvey puts the ladder on top of her. Dash is in the ring and with Harvey's back turned, Dash runs at Harvey, but Harvey quickly turns around, leaps into the air and hits Dash with a DDT right onto the ladder with Goldyke under it.

Lawler: That could have crippled Goldyke and Dash.

Ross: This is what you call exciting.

Halls gets in the ring and he and Harvey exchange punches. Halls grabs Harvey's head and smashes it into his knee and then out of no where, Halls hits a Razor's Edge onto the ladder, with Dash and Goldyke on it and the fans jump to their feet.

Ross: I think someone is going to die tonight if this keeps up.

Dash is up and starts punching Halls. Dash throws Halls into the ropes and then hits a drop toe hold right into the ladder, and Halls is cut. He soon realizes the cut won't clot because of the alcohol in his system. Dash grabs Halls' head and starts punching it, opening up the cut. Dash gets up and gets a knee into the nuts fron Goldyke. Goldyke takes Dash's and lifts him up for a powerbomb and throws him into the ladder. The ladder falls over and Dash hits the ground and breaks on of the supports on the ladder. With Dash in the Ladder. Harvey kicks Goldyke in the fat and goes for a DDT, but Goldyke uses her power to pick Harvey up and sets him on the ring apron. Harvey goes for a punch but Goldyke catches it with her teeth and Goldyke pushes Harvey off the apron and Harvey hits the guard rail. On the other side of the ring, Halls grabs Dash and pushes him out of the ring. Halls turns to Goldyke and drop kicks her in the knee. He was aiming for her face but tripped over his own feet as he jumped. Goldyke goes down to one knee. Halls goes for another but gets caught with the big boob to the face. Goldyke grabs the broken ladder and with one support broken, Goldyke sees a giant twinkie and eats half the ladder.

Lawler: Did she just eat half the ladder?

Ross: I don’t think I ever seen someone do that before.

Halls gets up and Goldyke swings the other half of the ladder, and connects with Halls and he goes down. Harvey slides into the ring with a chair and hits Goldyke in the face with it and Goldyke goes down. Harvey gives her a few more shots before going outside the ring, grabs a ladder from under the ring and slides it into the ring. Cevin Dash slides into the ring with a singapore cane. He swing and gets Harvey in the spine with the cane. Dash puts the cane around the throat of Harvey and falls off down with a russian leg sweep and both men hit the mat.

Ross: Why would someone book this match?

Lawler: The fans are loving every second of it.

Halls is up and he and Dash start exchanging punches and then Halls pushes Dash and he hits the ropes and goes down. Suddenely, Hoogan finally wakes up.

Lawler: HE'S ALIVE!!!

WHAM! Hoogan low blows Halls. He sneezes again and hits his head on the back of the ladder, once again unconscious. Harvey and Goldyke are both still out. 2-Pac is up. He starts Brawling with Dash.

Ross: I thought 2-Pac and Dash were partners?

Lawler: Looks like 2-Pac blames hurting his leg on Dash.

2-Pac kicks Dash out of the ring and then follows him. They battle around the ringside area before 2-Pac throws Dash into the crowd and they fight till they can’t be seen anymore. Goldyke gets up, Harvey gets up, and Halls gets up. Harvey and Halls both start attacking Goldyke. Goldyke battles back pushing both men away and super kicking Halls. Harvey chops Goldyke and Goldyke grabs Harvey and starts chewing on his throat. She then picks Harvey up with her mouth and does a modified chokeslam onto the ladder and the fans start a holy shit chant.

Ross: Do you see the blood coming from Harvey's throat? I told you somebody was going to die tonight.

Lawler: Or eaten.

Halls is up and he and Goldyke start exchanging blows. Goldyke has the upper hand on punches. Halls eye rakes Goldyke. He punches Goldyke in the fat, grabs Goldyke's head.

Lawler: What is he doing here?

DRUNKEN NECK BREAKER!!!!! They crash to the mat as the fans cant believe what they just saw. Holy drunk chants echo the building as everyone lays motionless.

Ross: That was horrible. I almost broke kayfabe.

Halls is slow to get to his feet, Harvey gets to his feet and then takes a swing at Halls, but Halls thinks he sees booze on the ground and unintentionally ducks, grabs Harvey and hits him with a reverse DDT. Harvey is out, Goldyke is out, Hoogan is out.

Lawler: If Scotty Halls covers somebody here, he could be the new CW Infiltrate Champion.

From the back, out runs Gunther and the fans are booing.

Ross: Why is he here?

Gunther kisses Halls and Halls runs, trips over the bottom rope, and lands on his head on the floor. Out of no where, Branden Harvey and Goldyke get up and Harvey hits Gunther from behind, slamming him into the ladder. Harvey picks the ladder up and slams it onto Goldyke. Harvey grabs Gunther and tosses him over the top rope. Harvey looks at Hoogan, who is still out from his bout with the sniffles. Harvey climbs to the top of the ladder as the fans cheer him on. He leaps off with a Sonic Boom (Pheonix 630) on Hoogan. He covers.
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Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and the new Creature Wrestling Infiltrate Champion, "Supersonic" Branden Harvey.

Harvey starts posing with the title, then confetti begins to falls from the rafterss. Harvey starts celebrating his title win.