Harvey runs in circles around the ring as Goldyke tries to take a bite out of him. Finally, Goldy catches up to Branden and spears him to the mat and starts eating his face. Hoogan comes in with a singapore cane. Harvey reaches up in desperation and takes it from him. The wind blows and Hoogan's knees buckle under the pressure and he falls out of the ring, landing on his head. Harvey whacks Goldyke with the singapore cane, sending her rolling off him holding her head. The Supersonic One jumps to his feet and, noticing a gash on his cheek, starts laying the boots to Goldyke, stomping her in the shoulders and the back of his head, eventually kicking Goldy out of the ring under the bottom ropes. Landing on her feet, Goldyke grabs Harvey around the ankles and trips him, pulling him out of the ring under the bottom ropes as well and leaning him against the guardrail and trying to pull his trunks down. The Supersonic One panics as Goldyke presses against him. The fans in the front row run to get away from this horrible sight about to happen in front of them. Goldyke grabs one of their chairs. She swings it at Harvey to make him stop squirming. But Harvey ducks and slides between her legs, coming up behind her and dropkicking Goldy hard in the back before bringing her crashing down to the concrete with a Reverse Russian Legsweep. Harvey Covers.
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Ross: Goldyke didn't waste any time with her shennanigans. She wants Harvey either in her mouth or between her slobberknockers.

Lawler: I'm gonna puke, JR. I hope this is over soon.

The crowd cheers as The Supersonic One slides into the ring and grabs the Singapore Cane before sliding back out. He strides up on a recovering Goldyke but is stopped dead in his tracks with a sudden fatty boob punch that catches him right in the mouth. Harvey spits out some blood as Goldyke picks up the Steel Chair and brings it down across his back. Goldyke picks The Supersonic One up by the hair and rolls him into the ring before climbing in. Harvey rolls to his feet as Goldyke starts trying to make him eat the chair to fatten him up for consumption. Goldyke tosses the Steel Chair aside and covers him in the missionary position
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Goldy picks Harvey up by the hair. She attempts an irish whip but The Supersonic One plants his feet and reverses it, sending Goldyke slamming into the turnbuckle. Harvey picks up the chair and catches Goldy on the rebound with a vicious stab to the fat with the steel weapon before dropping it and planting Goldyke with a DDT as Goldy's skull impacts the chair with an audible CRACK!

Ross: Harvey is tired of these reprehensable actions by Goldyke and is trying to finish the match.

Lawler: I think they forgot about Hoogan. he's been a non-factor so far. He's still laid out in the ring, holding his knees.

The Supersonic One goes for the quick pin
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Goldyke kicks out at the two count to a chorus of boos from the CW Faithful. Harvey gets to his feet, pulling Goldyke with him by the hair and just tossing her out of the ring over the middle rope. Goldyke hits the concrete hard and The Supersonic One hops out on the opposite side of the ring, picking up the Singapore Cane. He comes around from behind a recovering Goldyke and raises the weapon over his head but receives a punch in the gut for his efforts. Goldyke goes to snare him for a DDT of her own but the Supersonic One pushes Goldy off and nearly shatters the Singapore Cane over her skull as the crowd breaks into a deafening roar.

Ross: I think Harvey just busted Goldyke open.

Lawler: Is... Is she... drinking her own blood?

Harvey covers.
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Hollywood Hoogan finally gets up and grans a steel chair. He looks to the ring. He simply unfolds the steel chair and takes a seat, folding his arms and watching as Harvey and Goldy tear one another apart.

Lawler: What is he doing?

Ross: I think he's taking a breather from all the "work" he's done in this match.

The Supersonic One tosses the Singapore Cane aside and goes under the ring, pulling out a 16 ft Steel Ladder. He lifts it over his head.

Ross: MY GAWD!! HE'S GOING TO KILL HER SLOBBERKNOCKERS!!!!!!!!!!

Harvey drops it across the stomach and throat of Goldyke with a loud crash, leaving her limp and lifeless looking. The Supersonic One steps away and climbs the ring steps before sprinting across the ring apron and launches himself in the air for a Guillotine Legdrop aimed at his opponent. But Goldyke rolls out of the way, leaving Harvey to come crashing down crotch first on the steel, falling to the floor in a heap as he curls into the fetal position, holding his nuts. The crowd breaks into a “Holy Shit!” chant. Climbing to her feet and swiping at the blood that runs down her face in a river now, Goldyke takes her turn trying to fit under the ring, returning with a small brown bag.

Ross: What the hell is Goldyke up to now?

Lawler: That looks like a bag of thumbtacks to me, JR.

But before Goldyke gets a chance to reveal her secret, she suddenly collides face first with the steel courtesy of a drop toe hold from "Supersonic" Branden Harvey. Harvey stumbles around and picks up the bag, pouring some of its contents into his hand. It's sugar. She wanted to sweeten him up before eating him. Harvey dumps some the bag on the mat. Already back on her feet, Goldyke swings at The Supersonic One but the faster competitor ducks coming back with a slap across Goldy’s bloody face that leaves her bent over the ring apron, desperately licking the sugar on her cheek.

Ross: Goldyke is a mess.

Lawler: Yeah, but if nothing else, Goldyke has proven that she's a certifiable nut. Ew. I never thought I'd talk about nuts and Goldyke in the same sentence.

Harvey strikes his supersonic pose for the cheering crowd and covers the concrete around him with the rest of the bag, the arena lights catching the sugar just right causing them to shine and sparkle. He grabs Goldyke by the hair and brings her to her feet. He takes her to the top of the propped up ladder.

Ross: What's he going to do?

Lawler: KILL HER!!

Never one to disappoint the fans, The Supersonic One soars off the ladder bringing Goldyke into a bone crushing X-factor in the sugar. The crowd launches into another Holy Shit! Chant as Harvey hooks the leg for the pin.
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