At the same time, Scotty Halls just got through buttoning his pants after having wild and sticky sex with Goldyke... he eyes around for his love and noticed she was out of the ring and wobbling her hands and feet in the air like a turtle on it's back!! Scotty was FURIOUS at who could have done this too her and he sees Harvey covering his buddy Hoogan!!
Scotty walks up the steps and tries to get through the middle rope but he trips and falls on top of the ref!!! Branden was on top of Hoogan for at least the count of 50 - until Branden notices Scotty was trying to give mouth-to-mouth with the ref!! As the fans watched in awe- Branden went over and kicked Scotty in the beer belly but his belly bounced back and SMACKED Branden in the face and sent him flyin over to the other side of the ring corner!!! Suddenly, Goldy manages to roll over to a side by shifting her layers of lard and gets up! She then watches as Hoogan was laying there helpless and she imagined him as a plate full of spaghetti with two moist and sensual meatballs!
While smacking her lips together- Goldy rolls into the ring and slips off her g-string in preparation for some "balls" but then Hoogan opened his eyes WIDE to bare witness too Goldy's vaginy staring him straight in his face!!!
Hoogan pondered how on Earth can someone fit a whole volleyball up there when Goldyke slowly came close and closer to engulfing Hoogan in her hole of endless pleasure!
Scotty smelled Goldy's vagingy and saw how Hoogan was trying to steal his gurl!!! and he went over to push Goldy out of the way and landed some punches to Hoogan's face!!!
Suddenly, 2-Pac who was watching behind the railing- jumps over the railing and then runs to the other side of the ring where Branden was getting ready for a massive spear-- 2-Pac reaches in and pulls Branden outside but 2-Pac fails with a cheesy martial arts kick and instead kicks the pole!!!
Meanwhile, Hoogan was bleeding all over... his head, eyes, mouth, nose, fingers, penis, knee and feet were gushing out in a puddle of blood across the ring.... Scotty turned for a second to attend Goldy but his beertank was running on empty and his eyes focused the blurred vision of this gorgeous beauty:
Scotty Halls: OHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYGGGAWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Incredibly, Scotty was running in circles while Goldy was casing after him! That was until Branden rolled into the ring with a chair and SMACKED the living hell out of Scotty Halls and then kicked him out of the ring for Goldy to follow after... suddenly, Hoogan poked Branden with a spork which sent Branden hurling down to the canvas floor in pain!!! The ref was barely up and then Hoogan goes down for the pin but instead he pins himself by laying on the ground with his right hand on his chest....
Jim Ross: Ok. At that very point. NOW. I am convinced I've seen everything!
The ref looked at Hoogan like he was nuts - but that allowed for Branden to leap on the top rope and he shot up into the air with a frog splash on top of Hoogan's gut which nearly made him spat out his stomach!! Branden was about to cover when all of a sudden another NFO member came running out............
Jerry, "The King" Lawler: Holy shit it's Cevin Dash!
Cevin wasted no time and he clotheslines Branden.....
Then, Hoogan gets up and waves his hands for Cevin to get out of the way for a BIG OLE LEG DROP!!! but Hoogan felt the sniffles in his nose and let off a BIG OLE sneeze instead!!!
everyone watched in awe as Hoogan's flail old body slings backwards and slams into Cevin Dash's pointy chin causing Cevin to fall out of the ring.... Hoogan whiplashes back and hits his retarded head on the top turnbuckles and then falls flat on his back in the middle of the ring.....
