Suddenly.....

The one and only CreatureTron ignites in a fury as Chane McMahon exits out from the backstage!!! The GLOBDRILLIONAIRE Prince struts his stuff from one end of the platform to the other until he does a few jumping jacks before strutting himself down the aisle in style!!! The fans are mixed... some booing some cheering!! Then Chane slides into the ring and does a few more jumping jacks before he then grabs the mic from Lilian Garcia.....

Chane McMahon: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO CreatureWrestling MEEEEGGAAAAVERRRSSEEEEEE!!!! Oh mah gawd I am SOOOO EXCITED!!! SO EXCITED!!! I CAN'T HIDE IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA...... Well I got news for y'all... BIG.... and in the name of Donald Trump..... H U G E news!!! Let me be the very first to announce that THERE WILL BE..... a Soon-to-be Champion Championship match on...................... Drum roll........ CREATUREMANIA 13!!!!!!! Yes. That's right!!! Oh BABY IT'S COMING!! AND THE WORLLLLLLLD OF CREATUREWRESTLING WILL NEVER..... BE THE SAME AGAIN!!! So who... hmmmm



::Chane pauses and then rubs his chin... walks back and forth... then resumes.....::


Chane McMahon: Just WHO will be WORTHY to face the reigning Soon-to-be Champion Botch Recliner?! JUST WHO has the soon-to-be talent and soon-to-be charisma... and the soon-to-be GUTS to take on the soon-to-be BEST in this business!?!!?!! Will.. will it be Goldyke!!? Oh... Nawh she's more like a never-to-be-losing-weight champion! HA! Oh.... How about THE MAN... HOLLYWOOD HOOOOOOOGAANNNNNN?! That is if he can ever-to-be-getting out of the retirement home haaa.... Oh what was that in the audience?? Gunther?? Could it be.... could it be the EUROPEAN SEX GOD?!..... OHHHHH MY TRA LA LA... Pfffffffttt!!! He had his chance and ::puckers his lips:: BLEW IT!! Well.... this is really hard to decide... so... how about my beautiful, smart and sexy sis come on down and tell the WORLD who Botch will be facing on CreatureMania 13!!!!