Posted at 6:18 am on Mar 30, 2016 by:
Buff Fagwell
OH YEAH BUT YOUR MOMMA WAS HER CRAP!
Flagwell wasn't even paying attention to Botch for the past 5 hours- he was too mesmerized staring at the colonies of crabs running up Staph's crusty ass-crack like a flute being played by Peter Piper!! Finally Fagwell took the mic away from Botch
"IS THAT LEFT? NO IS THAT RIGHT YOU SACK-FULL-OF-MOMMA DO DO. AT B4PROVACK SMACKTHESHITDOWN AVENUE YOU'LL GUNNA GET FAGGED ON BY THE ONE AND ONLY FAGWELL." Botch rubbed his chin, though by this time most of the crabs returned to their mommy... leftover eggs from previous generations of Staph's crab larva explode forth from their soft, cushy shells... the larva got stuck on Botch's fingers and Botch was sticking his fingers into his mouth where a pool of larva were swimming in his saliva... that was all until.. Botch took a sizable *gulp* promptly downing the pool of larva in his stomach..... "HUH?! PUFFY YOURE DILLPEPPERUSIONAL!! BETTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA SOMEONES RING OTHERWIZE YOUR STUFF WILL BE MY BUFF RIGHT ON ECF IS DUFF HAD ENUFF?! HUH?!"
After hearing these two morons go at it for 48 hours straight, which of course the entire arena has been empty for days, Staphanie had just finished up scooping the rest of her crabs and shoved them straight up her vagina as if her hand was a crab elevator.... Chane grabbed the mic from Fagwell and pointed straight at him.
Chane McMahon: Gentlemen... can we wrap this one up? Staphanie hasn't bathed in days and her crabs are over-menstruating in her vagina!
Fag thought Chane called him a republican and suddenly he swings his belly slapping Chane in the side of his head!!! Botch immediately falls down for a few pushups which then prompted Fagwell to do a few pushups of his own right infront of Botch... Botch looked up as he was doing his pushups and then tried to show off by placing one arm behind his back!!! Buff saw this and then placed both of his arms behind his back which caused him to fall flat on his face on a pool of left over crab feces.... Botch took advantage by wrapping Buff up in the camel clutch but his arms gave up in pain from the stress in his roided up appendages.
That was the opportunity for Buff to steal the mic from Chane........
"U ARE NOT THE STUFF I AM THE BUFF! YOUR NOT EVER GUNNA SOON BE THE IF SOON-TO-BE CHAMPION CUZ I AM POSSIBLY GUNNA WIN THAT SOON-TO-BE CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP AT NSA INFERNO KRISIS CORE!!!! YEAH MY DADDY HAS ALL OF THE CRAPS AND THEN SOME! LET ME TELL YA THAT YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE MISTERBATED YOU IN A CAKE AND ATE THAT CAKE TO GIVE BUTH TO YOU AND SAID THATS ONE UGLY CAKE!!"
