Chane couldn't help but laugh so hard he fell to the floor kicking his feet into the air.... Staphany was also smiling to the crowd which instantely released a hornet's nest of crab eggs right underneath her hairy monkey legs..... Finally Chane gets up and addresses the CW MegaVerse.....

Chane McMahon: This will indeed be one hella of a match!!! That's right.... the uglymous Diper will ooze out of the sewage where she has been living in and have the chance to possibly become the Soon-to-be-Champion!!!! BUT it doesn't stop there [Staph smiles at her brother]... NO... no no.... because this match is to be set inside of a......... Vampire gaybar!!!!!!!! In order to win this match and rightfully earn the title as the SOON-TO-BE-CHAMPION... the wrestler will have to endure spending 1 hour in the gaybar without being sucked, dry!!!

::Staph grabs a firm hold of her crabby hornet's nest.....

..... Suddenly, the camera shows the CreatureTron.... someone is coming!