CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 6:24 am on Mar 19, 2016 by: ????????

NOBODY KNOWS WANT TO KNOW I EAT CRABS TOO!!

Quite suddenly, the CreatureTron lighted up with an unfamiliar video entrance!!! The camera immediately zoomed to the entrance and out came another roided up DuceStar!! He was wearing a sock on his head with a 'nWO' toy sticker on the front and kept strutting back and forth for several hours- when finally realizing that he walked back to the backstage and out in the parking lot! The man turns around and then walks back to the arena location... While everyone was waiting for the man to come back.... BIG POPPA PUMP was having a banquet off of Staph's crabs... he literately had a bib around his neck and was licking the crabs that kept oozing out from her vagina shaft.

Then once again the CreatureTron lights up and the man exits out... he kept falling over his own feet several hundred times and then finally reached the ring and entered it.... Botch Recliner turned his head away from Staph's hornet's nest of crabs and stood face to face with the roid up duce....

"EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW WHO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE CABLE OF KNOWING WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT HUH?!?!!?"

"MY NAME IS BUFF FAGWELL! AND BIG POMPA PUFF MAYBE YOU WANT TO WANT TO SCAN THE CROWD AND SCAN THE BUFF DADDY SIDE?!?!"

"HUH?!?! MAYBEH I DONT KAREBEAR ANYTHING ABOT YOUR REDNEEKS FAT FANS!? I AM THE SOON-TO-BE-CHAMPION OF WORLD HUNGER DADDY DON'T CHA WANT THIS MILKSHAKES!" [flexes his nips!]

**Staph and Chane stand confused....

"YOU KNOW WHAT PUFFY... I WOBBLED DOWN THAT ILE BIG MAN AND I STILL DON'T CARE WHAT U CABLE OF!!! YOU MAY BE FIGHTING DIPER AT CREATUREMANIES BUT LET ME TELL YA SUMETHING BEFORE I FORGET AGAIN WHAT IT WAS AND THAT'S YOU AIN'T GOT NUTHING ON THESE BUFF DADDEHS IF YA GET MY FAGGOTS!"