Posted at 11:20 pm on Mar 26, 2016 by:
Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion)
SHUT UP. YOUR DADDEH IS A CRAP. (MA)
"HUH? THAT'S JUSTICE FINE WITH ME, FLAGWELL," Botch said, the bridge of crabs between their faces growing thicker. "AT ECF IS BUTT, I'LL BE HATTY TO DEFENDER YOUR TITLE ANGST YOU. AND THEN EVERONE KNOWS, WATTS TO KNOW THAT I'M BATTER THAN ME."
"PUFFY, THE ONLY WAY TO ANYONE WILL IF THINK DAT TO YOU'RE BETTA THAN TO ME IF IS IF I DON'T SHOW TO UP AT ALL TO," Buff said, a couple crabs crawling into his mouth for sex, which he didn't seem to notice or care about. "I'LL BE IF DA NEXT SOON-TO-IF-BE CHAMPION CHAMPION AND YOU CAN WHEN JUST WATCH TO AS BUFF FILLS UP IF ALL HIS TO FANS."
The crabs reached a point where they were beginning to cover both Botch and Buff's mouths, putting an end to their rambling. Staph just stood watching, legs spread wide as the crabs crawled up and down her legs. Chane had climbed a turnbuckle for safety, though some of the crabs had begun stacking themselves to reach him.
Realizing that Botch might suffocate, which would be no good before his match against Diper at CreatureMania, Staph did the only thing she could think of. Lifting her skirt, Staph bent over, revealing her unwashed, crusted, hairy anus, which was gaping thanks to her husband pounding it nightly, to the world and began slapping her ass cheeks to the get the attention of the crabs. Blinded by this sight, Chane screamed in agony and fell off the turnbuckle to the outside, but somehow, it worked. The crabs slowly began to dismount from Botch and Buff's faces to return to their mommy.
"HUH? DID I WIN?" Botch said when he could breathe again.
"HELL NAW, PUFFY," Buff said, the crabs that previously crawled in his mouth to fuck falling out, dead, having drowned in his drool. "I WON IF, JUST LIKE I'M TO GOING TO WIN AT CWF IS BUFF IS."
"HUH? IN MY DREAMSICLES, FAGWILL," Botch said, beginning to scratch wildly at his face where the crabs were. "I'LL KICK YOUR ASSES ALL EVER ECF IF BOTCH. MY PEAKS N FREAKS ARE GUNTHER RUN WILD UP YOUR ASS AND THERE NOTHING YOU OR MY MOTHER CAN DO APPLE IT."
