Posted at 8:56 pm on Mar 15, 2016 by:
Staphany McMahon
AND HERE COMES THE CRABS!
Staphany McMahon promptly appeared on the stage. Her dress was so tight, her globdrillionaire puppies were quivering, the implants threatening to explode under the pressure.
Halfway down the ramp, she paused to grab her crotch, scratching until a couple crabs fell loose. Chane wasn't bothered at all by this, continuing to smile broadly at his sister from the ring. Stepping on one of the crabs with her hooker heels, crushing the poor crab to death and sending a spray of its fluids into the crowd, she continued to the ring.
Chane held the ropes open for her as she climbed in. It's a good thing he did because between the weight of puppies and the heels the fat of her feet were oozing out of, she almost slipped right off the apron.
"Thank you, Chane!" Staph said in her usual screeching tone. "Chane and I have gone through the ENTIRE list of CW personnel trying to find the perfect opponent for your Soon-To-Be Champion, from the janitors to the Absolute Undisputed Champion, Darkspade! And we've decided that at CreatureMania 13, Botch Recliner's opponent will be... wait a second..."
Reaching down, Staph started to furiously scratch at her crotch, even using the microphone to scratch deeper. Chane, as loving and loyal of a brother as ever, pushed Staph's hands away and scratched at her crotch for her.
"Ahhh... thank you AGAIN, Chane!" Staphany, smiling at Chane. Still scratching her crotch for her, he smiled right back. "Isn't my brother great? Maybe he should be the one to face Botch! Anyway, as I was saying, at CreatureMania 13, Botch Recliner's opponent will be... DIPER!"
The crowd... didn't know how to react to that announcement, feeling much like Botch whenever anything's said to him.
