Posted at 8:41 pm on Jul 6, 2015 by:
"Big Poppa Huh?!" Botch Recliner
YURI DUMP!
As the audience huh'd along with the music, Big Poppa Huh?! came bouncing out on a pogo stick!
*BOUNCE!*
"HUH???"
*BOUNCE!*
"HUH?!?!"
*BOUNCE!*
"HUH???!!!"
*BOUNCE!*
"HUH!!!???!!!???!!!"
This continued until he was to the bottom of the ramp, where the pogo stick's spring snapped right off and sailed into the crowd!!!!!! Botch simply fell to the ground with another, "HUH?"
Botch stumbled to his feet and looking at the remains of the pogo stick, said, "SUCK MY DICK!" When he rolled into the ring after, he leapt into the air as if intending to give someone a Frankenrecliner!!!!!!!!! He again fell, of course.
"OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
After rolling around the mat in pain for a few minutes, Botch finally got up again and grabbed a mic, nearly falling back out of the ring in the process!!!
"CHANE MCMAIN, AT CREATUREMANY, YOU DECIDER TO STICK YOUR NOSE WHERE IT DOES BELONG! I DON'T APPRELICATE THAT! NOW I KNOW YOUR FAMILY IS, WAS A BIG NAME IN THIS BUSYNESS, BUT FOR NOW ON, YOU KEEP YOUR ASS OUT OF YOUR RING I'M IN IT AND BACKSLADE EATING DUNKIN' DONUTS!"
Violently throwing the mic out of the ring, narrowly missing Michael Cole's head, Botch proceeded to pull out a steroid needle and jabbed himself in the ass with it while he waited for Gunjinn.
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=CW PRESENTS= - CreatureWrestling - 1:07:32 AM on 07/06/2015
CW -IS- MAD - CreatureWrestling - 1:08:08 AM on 07/06/2015
