CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 7:14 am on Oct 19, 2015 by: Deadblood & Sheri Stull

At least that will put an end to the HUH's.

“Get off him you floppy old cow!” Sheri shouted, as Deadblood clawed desperately for air in Staph’s massive cleavage. Staph grinned, shoving poor Deadblood’s face even deeper into her veiny, swollen funbags, giving them a jiggle to taunt her.

“I think your boyfriend’s enjoying himself, must be a nice change of pace from a shrieking harpy with ugly shoes and a chest as flat as a pancake!” Sheri scowled furiously, rushing Staph and grabbing her by the hair and yanking hard, not even bothering with any telekinesis. Nobody made fun of her shoes while motorboating Deadblood and got away with it!

“Let go, you skank!” Staph howled, swinging at her as Deadblood thrashed under her huge sweaty jugs.

Sheri yanked harder, pulling so hard that Staph’s eyes looked almost slanted from the pressure on her scalp. Staph swung out again with her tacky acrylic claws, managing to rake Sheri’s top with them, popping several buttons off.

“That was a new shirt you bitch!” Sheri yelled, kicking out and catching Staph in the side. Infuriated, Staph rolled off of Deadblood, with a wet, sweaty popping sound, leaving him gasping for air as she tackled Sheri.

“Don’t worry, I’m sure Whores R Us will run another sale soon!” Staph screeched, both of them now writhing around on the mat in full fledged catfight mode.

King: "This is great! Maybe they'll tear each others' tops off!"

JBL: "Sheri's trying to tear Staphany's head off! Someone get in there and stop her!"

Deadblood sat up as Sheri and Staph continued rolling around on the mat, chunks of Staph's hair flying through the air as they both screamed. He quickly lost concern for their fight when he reached up to his face to pull an object off of his mask, only to discover that it was a used condom, hidden in the terrifying depths of Staph's tits. Letting out his own scream, he slung it as far away from him as he could.

Jumping to his feet, he watched as Darkspade whipped Chane into a corner and ran after him, smashing him with a body avalanche. Chane slid down into a seated position and DB was next, delivering a dropkick to Chane's chest. Chane grabbed his chest in pain and ended up rolling back out of the ring.

By now, Botch was back to his feet. That was about it too for he was completely dazed, stumbling around the ring more than usual, before tripping over Sheri and Staph ("HUH?") as they continued slapping, pulling hair, and screaming. Mostly it was Staph doing the screaming.

DB grabbed Staph and yanked her up. Sheri quickly got to her own feet and DB let her get one more good slap in before chucking Staph out of the ring. This just left Botch, who was again trying to get to his feet.

"YOU'RE GONE TO SEE WHAT THE SOON-TO-BE CHAMBER CHAMPOON IS CAPLE OF! HUH?"