With Sheri screaming in anticipation for DB to get up- the camera rises upward and you have a bird's eye view of the wreckage in the ring.... and the two titles danging on their respective wires up-high. Deadblood takes that as his cue and rises slowly to his feet- still favoring his damaged back. The ladder which desecrated Darkspade was too damaged to use- and so, Deadblood eases out of the ring and removes another ladder from underneath the ring and slides it under the bottom rope into the squared circle.
Darkspade by now was showing no signs of life- Deadblood enters the ring and sets the ladder up right beneath the two titles!!! IT WAS TIME!!
With each rise on the ladder did the fans roar but just as Deadblood was within inches from grabbing the Absolute title first-- miraculously, The Unholy One leaps up to his feet and executes a WICKED GOTHICRUSHER STRAIGHT INTO THE FUCKING LADDER ITSELF!! Deadblood falls as so does the ladder with Spade along with it!!! The fans again ROAR IN ANTICIPATION... Sheri, on the other hand, was holding her head in disbelief.
Surprisingly, Darkspade was the first to rise from the rumble... his forehead looked like a river of blood gushing blood all over the place and himself.... apparently.... enjoying it!!! Dead was barely moving when Darkspade limped over and rose the ladder to only let gravity do it's trick and let the ladder fall straight across Deadblood's damaged back!!! Spade grins devilishly.... showcasing his insanity and his love for inflicting pain!!! Then the Unholy One stomped his two feet on top of the ladder's rung which then dug deep into Deadblood's back which cut into his flesh gushing out a sorbet of BLOOODDDDDD!!!!
Micheal Cole: I dear say that Darkspade is relishing in the delight of making Deadblood suffer!!!
JBL: I NEVER BEEN IN THE RING WITH DARKSPADE BUT MAN IF I DID I WOULD PEE MY BOYSHORTS!!
::Both Micheal and King look at JBL oddly and inched away from him::
Back in the ring, Darkspade had Deadblood by the throat with Dead kneeling..... Spade spat blood in the former champion's face but Dead suddenly LOW BLOWS SPADE WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE GROIN!!! Spade drops to one knee while favoring his peen and tried to turn around but Dead captures Spade with a scoop lifting him up and was about to drive The Unholy One's own neck into the ladder below with a diamond cutter variation but Spade reverses and turns it around INTO THE FINAL GUIDANCE DRIVER!!!
OMGGGGGGGGGGG SPADE HESITATES JUST A SECOND AND WITH HIS EYES DRAWN INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD DOES HE DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL DEADBLOOD'S NECK STRAIGHT DOWNWARD IN THE FINAL GUIDANCE INTO THE LADDER BELOW!!!!
Dead is twitching and compusling from the impact...... Spade was also down from the exhausting.... Sheri was levit!!! JBL was masturbating and then all of a sudden from the Creature Tron....
Chane McMahon emerges from the rampway alongside his sister Staphany!! Sheri just looks confused but before she could do anything- Staphany gets ALL UP IN SHERIS FACE like a ho and then SLAPS SHERI!! Chane struts up the ramp and then looks at Deadblood and then back at Spade.... waving his hand, Botch Recliner emerges from the crowd complete with his paper-plate Soon-to-be Champion Championship he "won" in a championship match he had no idea he was in..... Botch picks what was left of Dead and then was about to DDT him when Botch's button pushed out the belt containing his beer belly and Dead escapes and turns it into a flatliner!!! Spade also is up and then turns Chane around and executes a blood strike DDT!!!!!
Dead and Spade look at each other and then turn to focus on Staphany who silently entered the ring thinking she was going to slap someone.... she was bewildered and looked like a deer caught in the headlights....
King: OH LARD KICK HER ASS!!
Micheal Cole: The time is also ticking fast... only 10 minutes left in this match before it goes to a drawl!!!!! WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON WITH CHANE AND STAPHANY INTERFERING IN MATCHES!!!
