Posted at 2:12 am on Oct 15, 2015 by:
Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion)
Guess I'll have to wait on giving you your overdue retirement.
Deadblood and Darkspade each had several ideas on how to properly greet Staphany. Before either could touch her, Staph went from staring at them, an open hand at her side ready to swing, to falling to her knees, grasping her chest, letting out a glass-shattering shriek.
King: "Staphany's having a heart attack! I know all about those!"
Everyone, including Staph, quickly realized it was no heart attack. Her puppies were growing. Or rather, the puppy implants were.
On the outside was Sheri, back to her feet, glaring at Staph. DB knew what she was doing and Spade quickly caught on too. Chane, still on the mat himself, saw what was happening and also catching on, rolled out of the ring.
Running at Sheri, he grabbed her by the shoulders and started shaking her. "What are you doing to my sister? You're ruining her billion dollar breasts!"
Sheri had something for Chane too in the form of a knee to his balls. Grabbing Staph, who was still on the mat holding her puppies even though they'd stopped swelling, both DB and Spade tossed her over the top rope onto Chane.
Cole: "Chane's face is wedged right between Staphany's... puppies!"
King: "Hey, you said puppies! That's my line!"
Botch Recliner started trying to climb to his feet, stumbling around, his thong becoming exposed while he was bent over.
"HUH?"
Deadblood ran up behind Botch and attempted to give him a bulldog. Botch accidentally stumbled backward out of the way and DB completely missed.
"EVERYBODY KNOWS, WANTS TO KNOW, WHAT YOUR CAPLE OF, DEADBLUFF!"
DB went for the Deadshot. Botch however chose that moment to flex, causing DB's foot to bounce off of his bicep that was veinier than a monster beef, causing DB to flip out of the ring.
"HUH?"
Before Darkspade could see what he could do with the roided up Soon-To-Be Champion, Chane slid into the ring with a steel chair...
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