Posted at 8:32 am on Oct 11, 2015 by:
Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion)
What do you expect us to use man, harsh language?
Deadblood didn't even have a chance to tell Wang that he actually didn't want any. With a grin, Wang promptly headed out of the storage area to retrieve some.
DB walked over to the dolly where Sheri was standing and waiting to leave to set down his latest findings. "Nice job. You know he's actually sending some home with us now, right?"
"All for you, Champ. You can definitely have my share." She gave him a slap on the shoulder and snickered. "Better not eat any before a match."
"I should make you eat them. I think that might fall under cruel and unusual punishment though." He started to examine all of the weapons piled up on the dolly. It was a beautiful sight. "Well, we can't carry all this shit back to the house with us, can we? Even if I make you walk back home, there's no way."
"Funny, I bet my whole three could be taken home on the bike." She hadn't even bothered setting them down on the dolly.
"I also bet you'll wish you'd gone with more than three when it comes time to use them." He was examining yet another nearby weapon that he hadn't noticed earlier.
Before Sheri could further explain to Deadblood why arming herself with a bunch of guns was rather pointless, Wang returned with a paper bag full of egg rolls, the bottom stained with dripping grease. He thrust the bag into DB's hands.
"Gee, thanks, Wang. We'll eat some later." He carefully held the bag at the top with just his fingertips and didn't dare open the bag to release the full scent of the egg rolls.
"Anything for you, Deadblood. Those are fresh egg rolls, a lot better than my frozen ones."" Wang looked over at Sheri, winking. "Now if you want, I can load your purchase into my van and transport it to wherever you're going. I won't even charge you extra for that."
DB of course accepted that offer. After taking care of ammo to go with all the guns and the full payment, Wang wheeled the dolly out of another door of the warehouse to where his can was parked. They helped Wang get everything into the back of the van and DB also made sure Wang took the bag of egg rolls with him in the van. He didn't want that greasy mess anywhere near his new motorcycle.
