CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 4:22 pm on Jan 15, 2017 by: CreatureWrestling

Act II-PG-13 VS XXX Era: From the Fires of Damnation

What a whirlwind this has been!! As the PG13 VS XXX Era began - our heroes have been tested unlike anything before.

What started as a directional change with the Brand split and how to determine the #1 contender- 'evolved' into something quite unique as Brandon, Red Spyder and Darkspade have entered the house of McMahon in order to save Angel of Death and lil' Red from the clutches of Stephanie, Chane and Reverend Jones!! But even finding the place came at a cost because the deal made between the malicious spirit within the Absolute Title and the heroes will cause the total destruction of the Absolute title!!! However, just getting to where Stephanie, Chane and Reverend Jones is proving to be a nearly impossible feat as everyone is enduring sickness at every single turn!!!

Then after a bizarre turn of events- Alexander, Botch and Gunther are thrust 14 years into the future. And in the future the world is not what anyone would ever expect... for the entire CW Wresting Organization is bankrupt, Chane McMahon is King of the United States and Staphanie Clones have littered the landscape.... and not only that, but, Reverend Jones is the Promoter of CreatureWrestling and he has assembled a task force of 'servants' to round up anyone who dares oppose King Chane by cussing or anything not PG-13 related..... Even though, Chane and Staphanie are the sickest thing ever!!! What the hell happened?!

Well. In the year 2030 (see: http://creaturewrestling.com/cwnet/forum/index.php?action=display&forumid=21&msgid=58)... The world as we know it is no longer for a demonic unborn spirit by the name of Hra'gad has taken possession of Staphanie, Chane and Brandon's bodies.... furthermore, Hra'gad is mass producing clones of the bodies mentioned for god knows what.

Charon and Red Spyder came to the conclusion that the mess that everyone is in cannot be undone unless they go back into time and prevent the coming of Hra'gad in the first place... but as our heroes tried to gain knowledge on the whereabouts of the Master Key from Aeean Hades..... Brandon reveals to our heroes that HE is Hra'gad possessed!!!! Aeean Hades is captured..... and Red Spyder's monster beef is cut off!!

Not only that but we also know from the account of the Hra'gad possessed Brandon that both Angel and Darkspade are alive after all.... we see scenes wherein in which Angel is contained at an asylum and Darkspade is contained at CW Headquarters and being interrogated by Reverend Jones concerning the location of the Final Key.

We wonder.... why did Hra'gad as Brandon told Charon and Red Spyder about a plan that could potentially save everyone when Hra'gad needs the master key too?

With the monster beef in the grasp of the enemy- Lord Markus reveals that a NEW body for Hra'gad is being created using the Monster Beef... but the Monster Beef is not helpless for another severed peen... F'ein Dacor... helped the monster beef to escape a cell and now the two peens are on the verge of escaping entirely.... that is, if they can get out undiscovered!!!

And speaking about the monster beef.... without his monster beef, Red Spyder dramatically transformed into a crossdresser! Charon is taken back by the change as she stresses that the most logical step to take at this point is to go on the offensive and infiltrate CW Headquarters. Will our heroes manage to get to the monster beef in time before Red Spyder looses all trace of manhood?!

As if everything is crazy enough- Alexander, Botch and Gunther discover more and more that the world is FUCKED UP as more and more Staphanie and Chane clones stink up everything with their sickness... Alexander is left speechless at every turn and the last event that happened so far has left Alexander, Botch and Gunther escaping a burning lesbian bar after a hellacious incident involving crabs, Dipers and mass peeing into mouths!

Then.... Angel manages to escape the asylum she was held at for 14 years by some mysterious force.... she emerges into a forest and is discovered by an aged Deadblood who lives as a hermit in a cabin in the woods.... Then, a mysterious ghetto-looking dirty white boy shows up outside of the cabin and as Deadblood contemplates if the kid is on welfare and in need of child services to pick it up--- Angel is mesmerized by the child as the child continues to reference the half-locket around her neck as 'pretty'

Yes. This is insane and gross but after all this is one hell of a story that YOU WILL NEVER FORGET!!! And that, was Act I....onto Act II! What will come next?!