Posted at 11:06 pm on May 28, 2017 by:
Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion)
HUH? YOUR WHORE FAMINE'S MESSED UP!
Botch dozed off while Chane delivered his 'punches'. Letting out a loud snore and an even louder fart, he grabbed Chane and spun him around for a release German suplex, tossing him into the group of Staphanies. Crabs scattered everywhere upon impact.
"HUH? YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF!"
One of the Staph clones that didn't go down queefed out an explosion of crabs before marching up to Botch and slapping him across the face. Staph actually had no clue that it would wake him up, but it did.
"HUH? YOU WON MY ROOM NUMB, BABY?"
Realized that the clone was nude, Botch proceeded to grope her tits, squeezing until crab juice and pus squirted out into his eye. With an "OWWWWWWWWW!", he shoved Staph backwards into the other recovering Staphs and Chane. Falling to the mat, he rolled around in pain for nine days. Fortunately for him, his steroids fought off any infection that might have formed in his eye.
As Botch was trying to stand up, already two weeks into the maneuver, he was knocked back down when Chane somehow jumped into the ring all the way from the commentary table to elbow drop Botch in his peaks. It took nine more days for Botch to even realize what had happened, acknowledging the elbow with another "OWWWWWWWWW!"
Since it seemed like Botch would take at least three months to figure out how to stand up again, Alex decided it was time to intervene. Signaling with his hand, Buff Fagwell ran out to the fallen Botch and gave CPR to his micro penis, having to stop every few seconds to spit out a mouthful of piss. It wasn't exactly what Alex had in mind, but it worked and soon, Botch was back to his feet and horny.
Chane, now wearing a crown of crabs, noticed Botch had returned to his feet and stopped signing autographs for his sister's clones. Doing another jig, he swung his fists wildly at Botch and Buff, causing zero damage. While Buff stroked Botch's micro penis for him, he stared at the still 'attacking' Chane.
"HUH? SHINE MY SUES! AFTER I LOSE TO ME, I'M GONG TO FUCK MY SISTER WHILE WHALING YOUR TITTY!"
