Back into the Alternate Future......


Goldyke was right on their tale, farting people, cars, buildings and planes out of the sky..... but Diper and her Darkshit Wrastling Frauds showed up and blocked the road with their KoolAIDs!!!! Buff Fagwell didn't know what to do so he slams on the breaks and turns over to consult with the rest... but Botch was too busy peeing out of the window with his micropenis and Gunther was still signing autographs to a band of crabs who are outside of the van!!!

Alexander was still shaking his head and irritated beyond belief... no way is he going to be stopped by a band of fucktards.... so he pulls Gunther by his wig back into the van and then shoves Fagwell out of the way and took reign of the wheel..... Alex hits the floor with the accelatator and started heading straight forward....










The barricade was strung together by precum oozing from Vi...Diper's hairy nipples, along with Cunter and Cunner flicking their cum-stained tongues at the base of Diper's nips for nectar as each morsel oozed! Well hell, Gidboots wanted some of that..... taking a bucket.... he places it right at the ground underneath Diper's crack, and while taking his hand- he scooped some of that nectar that was also oozing like playdough from her ass crack.... the globs of hairy shit was like gold to the band of fucking morons who'd wished to God they kissed Alex's ass instead of Candice Unfairbitch... maybe they would still be wrestling!..... yeah, wrestling under B4pro- and failing even there!





The scene then shows the van flying bye with Botch sprinkling his wiz in the air hitting the entourage of fucktards when the line broke as a legion of Darkshits hurdled around Diper's "nectar" like ants on a hill.... much of the wiz then landed in Diper's face!





Gidboots smelt the sweet stench of wiz and with a scoop full of Diper's hairy caca-shit he takes the Galactica Piece of Shit Universal Studios Hollywood Combat Undisputively a Hunk of Big Pile of Bullshit Championshit belt and smears Diper's hairy sticky shit on the belt like a dinner plate and goes over to lick the urine off of Diper's face. The sensation of suckling the urine off of Diper's wrinkly 9,000 year old face gave Gidboots a massive boner at the same time and The Dark Rectum, who was beating everyone at a game of who could slurp up the most nectar, got his eye poked out from Gidboot's quantum sized dick!!! This enraged the Dark Rectum and he prompty turned around to accept Gidboot's dick but as the Dark Rectum backed up to accept his master.... The Dark Enema magically appears from the Unholy Darkness... err Titty and demanded to bare Diper and Cunner's love child...... After 5 days of orgies out in the road, a black limo pulls up and shockingly exits out Reverend Jones!!! He must have survived the explosion!! but as he approached he saw a massive fuckpile of smoking shit that made up the entire Darkshit Wrastling Fraud gang.

I mean. Dam. He got to see The Dark Rectum ramming his ass into the Dark Enema's micropenis with Gidboots beating off to his doodles of Diper screwing him with anything from title belt opportunities to just plan screwing him, yet again, while Specturd and Kane0000 are playing a board game of happy happy hippos while yanking on each other's tits.....

Even the Reverend was applaud at the mountainous crapstain of life that befallen in-front of him and with that- he signals for his task force to dump gasoline on the pile of shit and a blowtorch was lit to ignite the sea of bullshit...... as everyone was screaming on fire, Diper was still bitching, like she always does, and failing miserably at that except it was giving Gidboots another hardon!!!! The hardon suddenly impaled Diper in her mouth but she bite down on it.... causing Gidboots to bleed out like sprinkler... it was glorious!!!!

Oh.. Opps... got carried away there!!!


Meahwhile... Gunther, Botch, Alex and Fagwell were 3 hours away..... when Alex stops the vehicle and then sees in the distance an arena......

"I know how we can get back into our own time......" - said Alexander Arcane

Botch was too busy flexing his peeks around his bulding micropenis to care..... Fagwell unlatched from sucking Gunther's dick, wipes off the milk and then stares blankly at the mirror...

"Urgh... We're going to re-open that arena and we're gunna BRING BACK........ CREATUREMANIA!!!!!!! we will challenge Chane for the Universal... I mean, Absolute Undisputed Champion!!! With that belt I am sure we can go back to our own time....That's our ticket outta here."

Botch got up with his dick sprinkling more urine in the wind....

"HUH!?"