Alexander braced himself for the inevitable screeching as Staphanie reached deep in Triple Nose's nose for a microphone. Queefing into the microphone several times to test it, she raised it to her herpes lips and said, "Who do you THINK YOU ARE? My amazing, sexy brother was kind enough to accept your challenge AND YOU REPAY HIM BY BEATING HIM DOWN?"
Her anger caused a fresh stream of crabs to pour from her rotten vagina. Triple Nose was getting a good whiff of the poisonous gasses accompanying the crabs, but he ignored it. He was too busy glaring down the 10 mile ramp at Alex and Botch, shaking and sweating with anger at the abuse of his brother-in-law. Or was it just the steroid abuse?
"And YOU BOTCH! Chane and I MADE YOU! You'd be SOMETHING IF IT WASN'T FOR US! So instead you SIDE WITH ALEX ARCANE?" A rather large crab fell out of her vagina as she screeched out those last few words.
Botch, now awake again, was too busy trying to pop a giant zit on his ass to hear anything being said. After three months, Buff Fagwell farted over and bent down to suck on the zit, finally causing it to pop, right into his mouth.
"HUH? I'M HANGRY!" Dropping his tights to his ankles rather than pulling them back up over his ass, Botch shuffled forward until he tripped over Chane, who was still twitching on the mat.
"OWWWWWWWWW!"
Smirking, Staph led Triple Nose down the ramp, though it was a slow process due to his most recent quad surgery. Alex had time to leave for a full vacation on one of his many cruise ships. When he returned, Staph and Triple Nose were almost to the spot where he'd last been standing. He began to slowly retreat to the ring where Botch and Chane still lay on the mat. Buff and Goldy were busy examining Botch's body for more zits to eat, fighting over any fresh ones they came across.
Pulling her mouth off of Triple Nose's nose, which she'd been sucking like a penis, she pulled the mic out of her ass and said, "There's nowhere YOU CAN RUN OR HIDE, ALEX! When we reach you, I'M GOING TO SUCK YOU AND THEN MY HUSBAND'S GOING TO FUCK YOU!"
