We then switch back into the room with Staphanie, Chane, Reverend Jones and Angel with her child....
Staphanie is cuffing her titty after Chane plugged it up with his man gel.
"GRRRRR THAT CHILD IS GOOD AS DEAD!!! while spitting crabs from her mouth
Reverend Jones then stares Angel in her cage and kicks it with his feet... he then kneels down and looks at her then at the clock above her.... "Time is almost up for you and your precious, sinful, child... Oh it has been a long time coming for this one- I cannot wait to cast judgemen...."
Suddenly a horrible stench is smelled in the room... Staphanie gagged first and threw up the Chane's cum that she swallowed on Chane's face... Chane immediately threw up on Staphanie's giggling silicon breasts... after realizing the mess he made and the erection... he instantly whips his dick out and uses it as a rag on top of Staphanie's breasts.
Reverend Jones, on the other hand, was also gagging along with Angel and her child was crying....
"Oommph!!!! WHAT... WHAT DIED!? Ooooffft!!!!"
That was when the bulkhead door to the room turned its cogwheels and released its locks... it slowly opened and as if the smell was bad enough- it actually grew worse as Red Spyder picks his ass off of the statue of McMahon's mouth and wiped with his hand. A green gas emerged from the statue and rose to the top of the room.... Darkspade, Brandon and the two Charons stayed inside of the large Penis elevator and looked through a glass window and to avoid the biohazard.
As Red Spyder turned around his monster beef wiggled around in a circle spewing pre-cum like-webbing at Reverend Jones and plastered him to one of the walls... by this time, Staphanie and Chane were 69ing on the floor.
Finally. Some progress!!! That was when Red Spyder and Angel's gazes locked, but more importantly, the Monster Beef and the Lady Vag lump up in excitement!!! The next thing that we see is Red Spyder running to Angel's cage.... Red notices the lock... tells Angel to stand back and with a slight flick of his finger against his ever increasing throbbing Monster Beef- the vibration turned the Beef into a chainsaw and it instantly cut the lock off to Angel's cell!!! Angel immediately sprang out from the Cell and hugged Red Spyder along with guiding the Monster Beef into her love slit.
By this time the gas disappeared and our heroes exit out from the penis elevator...
"Right. Well I am ready for a new Saga how about you?"
The future alternative timeline Charon #2 was quiet... she kept looking around and occasionally glancing down at Darkspade's Absolute Undisputed Title
"Right. Things have indeed changed from what I remember."
Charon #1 looks at Charon #2... and by this time Red Spyder and Angel were done screwing.... the bolts off of lil' Red's cage and Brandon had both Staphanie and Chane hog tied together in their 69 position with duct tape.....
"So that's good, right? No Hra'gad if we keep the title in lock and key eh mate?"
Darkspade quickly agreed with Charon at first but thought about his title being locked up too was just as bad as it being destroyed..... Charon #2 looks concerned.... Then she takes out a device which immited a virtual broadcast of this same event but from her timeline to the rest watching:
Once the heroes into the the room and stop Chane, Staphanie and Reverend Jones....
Hra'gad made a bargain to take Darkspade and Red Spyder to find Angel of Death and lil' Red- if only the Absolute title was brought along with them and was destroyed. Angel and lil' Red, her son, was kept captive at McMahon Manor by Stephanie, Chane and Reverend Jones. Darkspade was very much against destroying his title, but, decided to go alone with he plan. Then during the night of the rescue, Brand-X pitched in to help and the trio arrived at McMahon Manor.... once there, the trio quickly realized how sick the McMahon family really are and transverse through the estate as best as they could - until, they infiltrated the room where Angel and her son was held captive.
The trio did quick to render the McMahons unconscious but Reverend Jones proved to be difficult to take down - then eventually, Jones grabbed a hold of Angel and the child and threatened to take their lives - that was when the Absolute title enhanced Darkspade's powers and Darkspade defeated Jones... but when Red and Brand-X demanded that Darkspade now destroy the title once and for all... Darkspade disagreed and went back on his word- Red and Brand-X argue back and forth with Darkspade up to the point when Darkspade's aggression and ego got the best of him and he used the title belt to take down both men... this weakened Darkspade because his body could not handle so much negative power.
That was what Hra'gad was waiting for- or rather, what Markus was waiting for. Markus was hiding and watching then easily steals the Absolute title from Darkspade. Markus summons Hra'gad by crushing the Crystal of Darkness stolen by Reverend Jones at the Death Family estate, that Darkspade took when Lilith was destroyed, over the title which broke the title into halves. Furthermore, Markus chants in tongues which fullfilled the oath of the ritual allowing Markus to become the new Guardian of the Apocalypse.
Hra'gad emerged from the title it was in the form of a ghastly gooey substance that kept pouring out - it went around sniffing for the right vessel and then decided to submerge into Darkspade's body... once Hra'gad possessed Darkspade, Hra'gad turned his sights to Red Spyder and attacked him without any problems whatsoever - but Brand-X gets in the way to save Red and loses his arm....
Hra'gad resumed his onslaught and was just about to kill Red Spyder when all of a sudden Angel interferes with the power of Righteousness which infuriates Hra'gad. Hra'gad punishes Angel by ending her progress through time with his Time Entangle move.... Angel disappeared before Red Spyder's eyes as Angel stopped in the past. Then, Lil' Red crawls up to Hra'gad and bites him on the ankle- un-amused, Hra'gad picks lil' Red by the foot and disintegrates him in front of a helpless Red Spyder.... But helpless no-more as Red's anguish build up and he explodes, literately! Sending the entire estate in a fiery inferno..... Markus tries to stop Red but instead he was cast to the side.... then Reverend Jones awakens along with the McMahons and they attempt to flee....
Hra'gad realizes that Red Spyder gained more power and noticed that the monster beef was in control of Red's body... not Red. But before Hra'gad could make a jump into Red's body.... Brandon uses the last ounce of his strength and evaporates in order to evoke the Holy Darkness to zip Darkspade's Spirit, Body and Soul back together again... Spade Deathen emerged and as the Guardian of Balance!!
The transformation to Spade Deathen, The Guardian of Balance, rejects Hra'gad and Spade evokes all three powers of Unholy, Holy and Holy Darkness to bind Hra'gad into 3 forms.... which spew out of Spade's mouth: a crab, goo-like molted gel and a crow. However, upon this fact, Spade Deathen is unzipped and Darkspade emerges for which the crow swoops back into Darkspade's body through his mouth again.
The crab finds a home in Staphanie's vagina, while the goo-like gel attaches itself to Chane while the mist re-enters through Darkspade's nostrils. Darkspade is in hysteria and does not realize that a part of Hra'gad is inside of him... Darkspade is last seen running after Staphanie and Chane McMahon... then Red Spyder collapses with memory lost of how Angel and Lil Died from the usage of the monster beef and the trauma.
When the visions from the device ended... everyone stood watching in awe.
"Whelp. That didn't happen- so I get to keep my belt!! YEEEE HAAAA!!!"
Then, suddenly, Charon #2 falls down to the floor with her palms stretched out.... everyone looks on in shock as Charon #2 gags from her mouth as though she is coughing-- out from her mouth slithered a wrinkly dick that looked oddly familiar......
Only Charon #1 instantly recognized the dick as she remembered it from Lilith's banquet... "F'ein Dacor!!!!" yelled out Charon #1....
Before anyone could do something about the dick.... a blast of Unholy lightning struck Red in the chest breaking him free from hugging Angel and his child!!!! Red scraps against the floor until his head hits the wall behind him.... with his black hair puffier than ever and smoking.... The other heroes instantely turn their attention to the side and Markus was standing there with Lord Mortismere behind him!!! Charon #1 goes to grab her nailguns but a strong force contains her and she collapses to the ground....
Then, Brandon raises his cane and Lord Mortismere calls out for Lusūs to fall down from the ceiling and it wrapped its sickening body around Brandon like a pretzel.... The only one left standing was Darkspade.... standing there with his Absolute Undisputed title glimmering around his waist.
"Muwhaaaa...... not quite what you expected this to be. It appears no matter what you fools try and do to change the past.... the outcome is always the same. You know what you have to do next, Spade.... my former-apprentice... YES! Release the spirit of Hra'gad inside of your title belt so that the prophesy of your forefathers is completed AT LAST and the BIRTH of The Unholy Darkness comes to fulfillment!!! DO IT!!!!! DO IT!!!!! OR THEY ALL DIE!!!!
Darkspade felt the Unholy Darkness inside of him not only swelling but also tempting his hand to reach for the belt and to hand it Mortismere.....
"No...NOOO I must.... I must resist... c'mon Spade dig in there deep and resist this ASSHOLE!! uRgH!"
Darkspade unlatched the belt around his waist... the Unholy Darkness commandeering him to do so.... by this time Red Spyder is glazed over but sees Darkspade walking closer to Markus and Lord Mortismere with the title in hand... but suddenly Red Spyder yelled out, "Don't give him that TITLE belt Spade... YOU'RE THE CHAMP *rolls his eyes*!!! Fuck... you beat Deadblood remember?!"
Darkspade actually stopped... this shocked Markus and Mortismere!!! and then Darkspade put the belt around his waist again and flipped Mortismere off...
"You're RIGHT! I am the CHAMPION!!!! I DESERVE THIS BELT NOT YOU!!!"
Lord Mortis was agitated and tries to wave his hands around chanting every single Unholy incantation in the book to make Spade obey- but to no prevail!!! Darkspade's pride of being the BEST in this sport was actually stronger than the Unholy Darkness!!!! and by this time, Red Spyder gets up and joins Darkspade.....
