Posted at 6:08 am on Mar 6, 2017 by:
Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness)
Time is such a problem for us lately.
The Being tilted its head slightly to look at F'ein trying to hide behind the sex statue. Laughing, it said, "There's no point in trying to hide! There's no where you can hide from me!"
Red didn't know what this thing was or why it'd come from Charon #2's body. And 'Dad'? Were Darkspade or Brandon its father? Glancing at both of them, he raised his chainsaw with one hand and readied his other hand to send a blast of Wickedness. "The only way you're getting that crystal is over our dead bodies, bitch!"
"YEAH!" Spade agreed, taking a step closer to the Being and reaching out a hand. "SO GIVE ME MY BELT BACK! I WANT MY BELT! MY BELT! MINE!"
Placing a hand on Spade's shoulder, Brandon added, "Right! Give him his belt back!"
The Being looked at Spade's outstretched hand before taking a swipe at it with a large, black claw. Spade was at least aware enough to retract his hand before he lost it, the wind from the claw's swift movement blowing his hair.
Scowling, the Being said, "None of you are in a position to negotiate with me, but so be it! I'll kill you and then take the Crystal of Darkness!"
They couldn't let the Being kill them. Red didn't know exactly what would happen if it managed to obtain the crystal, but its desire for the crystal made its importance obvious. Checking to make sure that F'ein was still behind the statue and that Angel and Lil Red were out of harm's way, who were now with F'ein, Red started his chainsaw and raised his free hand to give the Being a healthy dose of Wickedness.
Before any of the heroes could attack, the Being backhanded Spade across the face, sending both him and Brandon flying backwards into Red, knocking him over as well and sending the chainsaw clattering across the floor, still running.
The first thing Red wondered about as soon as he managed to crawl out from under Spade and Brandon was the safety of Angel and Lil Red.
The Chane and Staphanie statue was toppled over, but they were gone, along with F'ein. Angel was instead running on the other side of the room. In her arms was Lil Red and in his small hands was F'ein. Chasing them was the Being and not far behind it was Charon #1, firing more exploding nails at the Being's back.
Red would be more concerned about a penis being in the hands of his son under normal circumstances. Standing and scooping up the chainsaw, he joined in the chase, leaving Spade and Brandon to rise on their own. As he neared, he shouted, "Harm my family and you won't know the luxury of death!"
