Suddenly.....

The crab covered CreatureTron illuminated with King Chane's entrance!! all of the Chane and Staphanie McMahon cloned fans cheered as King Chane was lifted up on a platform by 4 topless Staphanie McMahon clones lifting it squishing and crushing the spread of crabs which littered the rampway down! And around Chane's waist was the glistening Absolute Undisputed title belt!!!




Once King Chane reached the ring, the Staphanies lowered the platform down by carefully squatting straight downward- the position instantely opened her already loosened vagina duct wider than usual and a river of crabs flowed out without end.... King Chane was helped by several Chanes and lead to the crab covered steel steps.

Alex was still trying to wack and push through the thicket of crabs to hardly reach the table...... and Botch was peeing heavily on top of the plantation of crabs seeing if they would sprout out into weed so he could get high off of them.

Finally, FINALLY after 50 moon cycles later, King Chane, Alex and Botch reach their respected sides of the long table where the contract now lies.... King Chane grabs the mic, waves it to fly off the crabs setting up a crab mobile home park on it for their young crab families, and addresses for the first time the challenge to his precious Staphanie and of course his belt.




King Chane: ........ **stares at Botch kissing his peeks and farting out diarrhea onto the crabs like manure** HA HA HA HA HA HA. You must be kidding right? You do realize WHO... or better what..... *points to all of the clones of himself* I AM???? Well... DO YOU?!

Botch stumbles over the mic thinking it was a dildo and sticks it into his mouth to speak