CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 3:44 am on Feb 19, 2008 by: Jager

APOLLO JAGER!!!!! *belch*

JR: For Pete's sake. Why do we need to see this ridiculous matchup?!?!?

King: I can't find any reasoning, JR. Its just...just...

*AWRR MAN! King just got INTERRUPTED BY A GARGANTUAN BELCH! ITS TIME ITS TIME, ITS JAGER TIIIIIIME!*

JR: And theres the Drunk champ himself....Jager...

King: What is he wearing?

*"Living in America" by James brown plays as we see the SeeDubya Drunk champene step out onto the ramp. Hes wearing a Red white and blue hat and robe. He also had on bright red boxing gloves on!*

Jager: LERVIN IN AMERICAAAAAAAA-er-a-BEER! *burp*

Jageeeer are is DER gertrudeist! PEE RUBONYOU DRRRRUNK LAMP! HARHARHARHAR!

*Jager has beer dripping from his fraggin mouth, as he stumbles, shattering the bottle in his hand*

Jager: ASSTIN ER GORNEER GURT A JAGER BOMB!

*Jager stops*

Jager: I WURNT MY FURGIN BEUUUUR!!!!!

*Jager is able to make it into the ring, hal concious from all the beer*

King: Why isnt he with...*shivers...Bebra?

JR: I'm having word she is having difficulty moving...

It's Time... It's Time... It's JAGER TIME !

Other messages in this thread:

-CW Kick'n ASS 24/7 for 8 Years Presents- - CreatureWrestling: CW - 4:30:58 PM on 02/17/2008

CREATUREMANIA 7: END OF WORLDS - CreatureWrestling - 5:02:59 PM on 02/17/2008

Intro Segment - CreatureWrestling - 5:41:32 PM on 02/17/2008

Shocking announcement! - Mr. Alexander R. Arcane II (CWE DP) - 5:03:18 PM on 02/24/2008

Well there's something no one wants. - Kevin McKain {-ECF DP-} - 11:40:57 PM on 02/24/2008

Who... the hell art thou you????!??! - Alexander Arcane (CWE DP) - 11:52:07 PM on 02/24/2008

Hush (Open) - ???? - 1:01:46 AM on 02/25/2008

HELLS TO THE NOES U AIN'T RUNNING FOR CHAIR! - Alexander Arcane (CWE DP) - 1:38:26 AM on 02/25/2008

Well, I'm King. I have more talent. I can also spell 'you' correctly. Sooo... I think I'm over qualified to take your old job and do it better. - King Gojinn - 2:07:30 AM on 02/25/2008

FIRE F^^KING EXPLODES! - ??? - 3:02:01 AM on 02/25/2008

Wait just a moment, gentlemen. - ??? - 3:55:05 AM on 02/25/2008

NOW WHO ELSE?! - ??? - 4:06:34 AM on 02/25/2008

Well you know... - Charon Death - 6:36:13 PM on 02/25/2008
What the hell is everyone on?! - King Gojinn - 6:23:29 PM on 02/25/2008

CW Drunk Championship: Jager(c) w/ his main squeeze Goldyke VS Asstin - CreatureWrestling - 5:40:11 PM on 02/17/2008

APOLLO JAGER!!!!! *belch* - Jager - 3:44:44 AM on 02/19/2008

CWE Heavyweight Championship: Gojinn(c) VS Creed - CreatureWrestling - 5:37:12 PM on 02/17/2008

I can't WAIT to end you. - King Gojinn - 3:49:03 AM on 02/24/2008

I can't WAIT to see you fail - Alexander Arcane (CWE DP) - 3:17:18 AM on 02/25/2008
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CW Dual Core Championship: Gojinn(c) & Kizmat(c) VS Creed & Alexander Arcane - CreatureWrestling - 5:33:18 PM on 02/17/2008

YES!!! I CAN KILL THREE BIRDS IN ONE MATCH!!!! - King Gojinn - 3:55:44 AM on 02/24/2008

HERE IT COMES BISHES........... IT STARTS WITH A DIE... AND ENDS WITH A FOR ME!! PUT IT TOGETHER AND WHAT DOES IT SPELL?????? - KIZMÄT (CW Dual Core Champion) - 3:33:31 AM on 02/25/2008

I don't have anything to prove!!! BECAUSE I AM THE KING OF YOU ALL! - Alexander Arcane (CWE DP) - 6:38:18 AM on 03/03/2008

Heh. Sure. - King Gojinn - 3:35:41 AM on 03/08/2008

Looks like somebody is going to get their asses kicked - KIZMÄT - 4:44:40 AM on 03/08/2008

Segment - CreatureWrestling - 5:31:13 PM on 02/17/2008

Surprising Visitor to the Lord and Lordess of Blood - ???? - 7:54:45 AM on 03/09/2008

Messages from the sky - Charon Death - 11:50:00 AM on 03/09/2008

So very thankful - Fein Dacor - 11:29:25 PM on 03/14/2008

Okay then - Charon Death - 1:40:46 PM on 03/15/2008

ECF X-Treme Hardcore Championship: OPEN TO ALL - CreatureWrestling - 5:29:50 PM on 02/17/2008

OHHHHHHHH IT'S GONNA BE HAWT TONIGHT! - Gunther - 9:56:14 PM on 02/17/2008

FEAR_WHAT_YOU FEEBLE..... SESSPOOLS FEAR THE MOST___ - The Evangelion_ - 6:03:38 AM on 02/18/2008

I'm sorry...Fear? Apparently I'm no sesspool. I REALLY don't fear talking can openers. - ? - 4:10:59 AM on 02/24/2008

Ohhhhhhhhhh you touched it.......... my tra la la.... yep! THAT'S THE ONE! :X - Gunther - 12:47:51 AM on 03/02/2008

Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... Obsession of........................... Lust. - Gunther - 11:45:50 PM on 03/02/2008

What a freak. - King Gojinn - 8:22:40 PM on 03/08/2008

Special Segment - CreatureWrestling - 5:25:20 PM on 02/17/2008

THE UNDISPUTED CREATUREWRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP: Charon of Death VS The Evangelion_ - CreatureWrestling - 5:05:35 PM on 02/17/2008

Come on and play tinman! - Charon Death - 9:01:15 PM on 02/19/2008

Ask and ye shall recieve! - ????? - 12:08:44 AM on 02/21/2008

END OF.... END... OF.... WORLDS....../////////////// ACCEPTED AND APPROVED___ - The Evangelion_ - 1:55:10 AM on 02/22/2008

From a distance.... - King Gojinn - 8:37:03 AM on 02/22/2008

Come on pin head.... - Charon Death - 10:19:19 PM on 02/22/2008

OBSESSION/// - The Evangelion_ - 4:20:41 PM on 02/23/2008

Weapons of war - Charon Death - 10:09:10 PM on 02/23/2008

/////////GIVE UP YET?..... DEAR CHILD BETWEEN DARKNESS AND LIGHT - The Evangelion_ - 5:31:49 AM on 03/08/2008

Why is there never a tin opener in the kitchen drawer? - Charon Death - 11:59:51 AM on 03/08/2008

Well- I'm sure it wouldn't help if it was in the kitchen drawer, and you were here. - King Gojinn - 8:13:30 PM on 03/08/2008

The Deadlock - The Evangelion_ - 5:06:50 AM on 03/12/2008

Dreadlocks are awesome, oh wait.. nevermind.. let's just toss up a "meanwhile at the announce table" - Tinman Announce Team - 7:12:49 PM on 03/12/2008

For the love of God or something... - Charon Death - 2:15:55 PM on 03/14/2008

I NEED MY MOMMY - The Evangelion_ - 9:48:48 PM on 03/14/2008

Mommy is a whore - Charon Death - 1:58:34 PM on 03/15/2008

What! why did you do that fo..... fo... foo..///INITIALZING PROGRAM: EVA_PRIME - The Evangelion_ - 4:14:07 PM on 03/22/2008

Its easy to blame your upbringing - Charon Death - 6:09:04 PM on 03/22/2008

Merely here to support, M'Lady. - Archbishop Fein Dacor - 5:40:34 AM on 03/23/2008

Anyone else want to have a go?! - Charon Death - 11:42:32 AM on 03/23/2008

It is not over yet, M'Lady! and yes, I said M'Lady even if you hates it! HA! - Fein Dacor - 5:50:57 PM on 03/23/2008

No she's just DEAD MEAT! - ???? - 6:09:07 PM on 03/23/2008

The odds are a little squiffy here - Charon Death - 7:56:09 AM on 03/24/2008

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