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Fans all around the world begin cheering wildly as the cash register sounds and the women begin singing. On stage, the CreatureTron lights up, and above it, with a huge spotlight, is a HUGE cash register!! No one knows what to expect, until things go wild!

On stage, walking casually through the curtain, comes the ECF DP Kevin McKain!!! He stops, and hails both sides of the crowd, greeting them warmly, before raising both hands into the air openly!! The cash register springs open (well, rather, it’s opened slowly as it’s so huge and takes a lot of power to get the motors running…) and money begins to fly into the air, raining down all over CreatreMania!!! The fans scramble to collect it, as Kevin McKain struts to the ring, wearing a rather expensive suit himself, hands tucked firmly into his pockets, as he looks to be disagreeable with Alexander Arcane.

He walks up the steps, and climbs through the ropes, asking for a microphone a moment later. Arcane looks calm, yet annoyed by this interruption, yet McKain seems uncaring about this, and infact speaks right away, not waiting for Arcane to get any other words in.

Alexander Arcane, it’s nice to meet you- I’m the ECF DP Kevin McKain. We’ve spoken before, it’s true, but really- this is the first time we’ve met, huh? No matter- it’s a … what the hell am I about to say?! It’s making me sick to look at you to be honest.

J.R: Uh oh.

King: Don’t cross the boss!

Tazz: He ain’t our boss numbnuts!

Cole: Yeah- he’s just a DP- just like Kevin there.

King: For now!

Tazz: He ain’t takin’ over.

J.R: But we know he’s gonna damn well try.

Cole: Without a doubt, J.R.

It pisses me off that I’m actually watching the beginning of the greatest show on PPV- start off with such a worthless albatross.

The fans seem stunned by this display of arrogance and complete disregard for Alexander!

You’ve done nothing for CWE. You see- all the DP’s before me have failed to make ECF what it truly can be- and that’s why I’M here. I’m here to destroy the CWE for good, and seeing how I’ve already scared one DP into walking away, I feel as if you’re no more of a challenge. I mean- you went from hero to zero. You’ve got no power over me Arcane- and your show and it’s roster doesn’t intimidate me whatsoever. And as for your obvious acid trip—there is no chance in HELL you’ll become the new Chairman! Whether you’re experienced or not- I’ve done more since the CW reopened to strengthen the brands, and make this company what it should be, so if ANYONE- is taking the CW over- it’s going to be a McKain- not an Arcane.

McKain stepped to the center of the ring, lowering his mic…

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