The match had been going on for nearly thirty minutes when the commentary team is drowned out by a strange sound.



King: JR. You ate too much BBQ before coming out here didn't you?



JR: No king...I only had seventeen buffalo wings...honest...that's not me!




King: Could it be the two competitors in this match? Growling at each other?



JR: I..I honestly don't know. The intensity level is up there.




King: What do you think Ri...Oh..




Rick Astin: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzZZZZ




Yes...the strange grumbling was Astin, snoring!



Rick Astin: ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzIRULEzzzZZZmememememememeZZzzzZZZzzzZZ





JR: HOW CAN YOU SLEEP DURING A MATCH LIKE THIS!!




Rick Astin: Oo! Wha? -wipes drool from mouth- Did I miss anything?




JR: An awesome match!!



Rick Astin: Why? Was I in the ring at some point?



JR: Oo!




Rick Astin: Did Charon have a wardrobe malfunction?



King: Unfortunately no.



Rick Astin: Did Eva go crazy and kill John Conner or a large portion of the crowd?



King: I think he was crazy to begin with.




Rick Astin: Then why did you wake me up?




JR: You were drowning us out with your snoring.




Rick Astin: I don't snore.




JR: Can we commentate on the match at all? There's only one terminal left now.




Rick Astin: Alright...see that move there.




JR: Yes.




Rick Astin: I can do it better.




JR: Usually when we commentate on matches, we tend to name the moves and call the action instead of relating it to ourselves.




Rick Astin: Aren't you the one always talking about donkeys and mudholes and so on?




JR: That's neither here nor there.




Rick Astin: That's right...cause it's nowhere!!!



JR: That makes no sense.



Rick Astin: Yes it does...it makes so much sense it blows your mind!!



King: I..Im speechless!!



Rick Astin: See.



JR: He probably saw someone with big boobs in the crowd.




King: Yeah, he's right.




Rick Astin: Ohhh!! She is hot!! I should get her number.




JR: CHARON HAS JUST ACTIVATED THE DEADLOCK VIRUS!!!! THE TERMINALS HAVE RESET AND SHE'S BEING FRIED TO A CRISP!!




Rick Astin: Wow. Didn't know she had such a shocking personality.



King: Hehehe.



Rick Astin: You know you're right JR...this match is Electrifying.



King: Hehehe.



JR: Why are you laughing? That wasn't funny.



King: I like seeing people get shocked.



JR: For the love of god I'm stuck with sycophants.



Rick Astin: I'll have you know I'm not an elephant.



JR: Oo!



King: Hey...erm...guys...am I the only one who noticed Eva isn't trying to activate any of the terminals? Now is his chance...I don't get this.



Rick Astin: He got shocked too didn't he?



JR: He appears to have managed to absorb most of the discharge.....but...what's this? He...he...OH MY GOD!! HE'S POWERING UP THE OMEGA FLARE!!!! HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WINNING THE UNDISPUTED TITLE!!! HE WANTS TO KILL HER!! THAT SICK BASTARD!!



Rick Astin: Shouldn't it technically be "It's powering up the Omega Flare!!! It wants to terminate her!...that malfunctioning toaster!!" He's totally disobeying the Three Laws of Robotics instilled by isaac asimov!!!



JR: "..."


King: Hey...listen up...Evangelion is speaking!



Rick Astin: Trying to anyway...terrible broken english...sounds like my maid from bangcock.



EVA:> CHARON OF DEATH_____ BE NOT AFRAID FOR YOUR FLAWED ASHES WILL SPREAD ACROSS THIS WORLD___ YOUR DEATH WILL CEMENT THE TWO WORLDS. YES THERE WILL BE AN END, BUT THERE WILL ALSO BE A BEGINING. WITH QUEEN LILITH AND KING EVANGELION, THIS IMPERFECT WORLD WILLLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEE.... arhgg..... BEEEEE.... Beeee... be. be.. what. What is happening?





JR: Wha? Evangelion has just fallen to it's knees!! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?



Rick Astin: Someone forgot to buy spare batteries from Radio Shack before the match?



King: Oh come on now...don't be silly.




JR: Amazing!! King being sensible.




King: He has to be running on rechargeables. So he probably forgot to plug himself in.



JR: I should have known.



Rick Astin: Orrrr....maybe the Deadlock Virus had more effect on him then we all realized!!!!



JR: That is actually a good theory Rick.




Frank: "!!!"




Astin hides frank....then gives the shifty eyes.




JR: HOLD ON!! THE CHAMPION IS STARTING TO MOVE!! CAN THE DISTRACTION PROVE ENOUGH FOR HER TO GET BACK INTO THE GAME?




King: Hey..what's that sound? Is that a phone?




JR: It is! Who would be calling during a match!!



King: Even more importantly....what is her phone doing on during a match!!




Rick Astin: Maybe she's a madam.




King: Oo!