CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 4:51 pm on Apr 9, 2016 by: Chane McMahon

Here Comes the NEW Era

Suddenly, Chane's music hits! Then Chane McMahon himself appeared from the top of the stage... he was smirking like always while struting his stuff and flicking away some of Staph's crabs from his shoulder..... The boy wonder then runs to the squared circle... stops to take a deep breath... and resumes to enter the ring.... Once inside he promptly took the CW is MAD mic from Lilian and pointed to all of the CW MegaVerse fans in attendance.....

Chane McMahon: Let me get right to the point... Ever since me and my sister, Staphanie McMahon have returned to CreatureWrestling we've turned heads.... we produced for you the NEW face of CreatureWrestling in the form of YOUR Soon-to-Be Champion Champion Botch Recliner!! Never has CreatureWrestling experience this hike in ratings since the CWE days.... and it keeps on getting better and better!! That is why I have an announcement... Long ago my daddeh Vinnie Mac nearly took over CreatureWrestling when he bought 49% of the shares... he was on his way to acquiring this place and split things up when he introduced the ECF brand... Those stocks were liquefied when Vinnie Mac lost to the Promoter of this place and was banned from CreatureWrestling for life.... EVERYONE KNOWS what happened next. Yeah the first thing I did was BUY back those shares... 25% for me and 24% for my dear ol' sister Staphanie McMahon... WE ran ECF behind the scenes and ushered the GOLDEN AGE OF CREATUREWRESTLING!!!

::Chane pauses::

Chane McMahon: Alexander Arcane nor the rest of the Board of Directors could not do anything to us... Alex especially had NO choice but to compensate and perform as the CEO and Chairman of this company... Alexander has did his best to destroy OUR SUPREMACY but if it be ECF or the NSA.... The McMahon family keeps on coming back and back we are in force!!! So finally CreatureWrestling Board of Directors struck a deal with my family... one of which will turn heads here in CreatureWrestling. In exchange for a sizable mountain of funds and relinquish of my share of the stocks to the public, I was promoted to THE NEW SUPREME DIRECTOR!!!

Micheal Cole: Oh my GAWD!!!! Supreme Director?!

JBL: This is phenomenal!!!!

Chane McMahon: As the Supreme Director of CreatureWrestling... I call ALL of the shots with what is and what is NOT acceptable. We run the show... and from this day onward... CreatureWrestling will have a new set of rules to attract younger and refined set of audiences.... never any hillbilly hoodlums. EVERYTHING WILL BE PG-13!!! And I am not done... Staphanie, Dear Staphanie... please come on down because I have a SURPRISE for the rest of CreatureWrestling!!!