Posted at 2:10 am on Apr 25, 2016 by:
Staphanie McMahon
MY waist will work just fine I bet.
Before the referee could count to three, Deadblood ran off the ropes and hit Shi Dorsujun Ku in the side of the head with a weak dropkick to the side of Shi's head. It was enough to break the pin attempt, not that it mattered much.
Reaching the ring, Staphanie slowly climbed the steps up the apron and remaining on the outside of the ropes, called out to the ref. When he approached her, she kissed him hard on the mouth, causing him to immediately struggle to break free.
On the outside, Shokuo, being such a disgusting old man, looked up the bottom of Staph's skirt to realize she wore no panties. Temporarily forgetting she was a sucky American, he stared at her hairy, crusty crotch until a crab fell down on his face.
Screaming and slapping at his face to get rid of the crab, Shokuo quickly moved away from Staph and said, "STUPID, NASTY AMERICAN!"
When the referee finally broke free from Staph, he immediately stuck his head over the top rope and puked, the pubes previously stuck in Staph's teeth now stuck in his.
With the ref effectively distracted for the time being, Chane slid into the other side of the ring just as all three competitors were getting to their feet, not quite aware of what was occurring yet.
