Posted at 2:20 am on Apr 30, 2016 by:
Deadblood (Undisputed Mortal Wrestling Champion)
I think you mean 'blunder'.
Infuriated, Deadblood tried to punch Chane in the nose, but Chane quickly backed away and flipped off DB again.
"What the hell are you trying to do?" DB asked, jumping to his feet to get in Chane's face. "You count, dammit! When I pin him, you count one, two, THREE!"
Ignoring DB, Chane started dancing around the ring, all while giving him more middle fingers. At first, it seemed like DB would just let it be and wait for the real referee to return to the ring, but then he grabbed Chane and applied the Lockdown (Bodyscissor Lock Crossface Chickenwing). Chane immediately started screaming and tapping.
JBL: "Hey, you can't handle a CW official like that! This is why Deadblood doesn't deserve a championship!"
Cole: "Chane might think twice next time he plans on screwing someone over while playing referee!"
When Chane quit struggling, DB finally let go and stood back up, only to be driven into the mat next to Chane with a Gothicrusher from Darkspade. The Absolute Champion went for the pin, knowing he had it won, but there was no ref, Chane down and the actual ref of the match still outside of the ring.
"MOTHERFUCKER!" Spade said, standing up just as Staphanie was climbing into the ring. "You dumb fucking bitch! Why are you and Chane even out here?"
In response, Staph gave the Unholy One a stiff slap across the face.
