Buff saw that Botch passed out on the piss-covered floor and decided to 'mount' the Soon-to-Be Champion but the fans all questioned what Buff was actually doing as he was trying to stick his peen into Botch's backside- clearly failing to know where the hole was at- Suddenly Buff realizes that he actually had to roll Botch over on his back for a pin... but as he tried to roll Botch over- Buff slipped on the piss-covered floor and landed on his tailbone causing him to scream OOOOWWWWWW I AM SIMPLEY DISEASES!!! Botch felt the all-to-familiar attempt at penetration in his own gloryhole and instantly woke up- he sees Buff and then grabbed the coveted piss-covered Soon-to-be-Championship paper-plate belt and ineffectively swings the belt 6 feet away from Buff's head in the air... Buff 'reacted' to the 'attack' from clear across the bathroom and was knocked out cold!!!

"HUH?! YOU STOOP REDDICK FATTTTTTTTTTTASSES AINT GOT NO NOW BEAT ME IN SACAFACE! SNOOKAY JOE ALONG WITH KIRT DANGLE ALONG WITH SCOOTY HALLS PUT THOSE TWO INSIDE OF EACH OTHER ALONG WITH THE GENESE FREAK ITS HAS A 55 1/3 .5 16/19 OPPORTUNY CHANSE OF KICKING MY ASS! WELL I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY AIN'T NOBODY KNOWS WHAT I AM CABLE OF AIN'T YOU AND ME AND AIN'T YOUR BOOBY DADDAH IF YOU GET MAH FEELS!!!!"


Micheal Cole: **yawns** Gessh how long is this match going to go on? It's been over a day here and fans are leaving em mass.

JBL: THIS IS THE GREATEST MATCH I'VE NEVER FOUGHT IN IN MY LIFE MICHEAL!!

Micheal Cole: Let's go to commercial break....

**This went on for so long, that by this time, the fans long have left the building after spending over a day in attendance... The remainder of CW is MAD was to be recorded the next day before CreatureMania 13- despite the fact that after the commercial break the arena was empty and not explained by the time difference in the next match because of careful editing-- Botch and Buff STILL continued to 'wrestle' for 18 more hours.....**

After the commercial 'break', the 'match continued in the ring with Buff and Botch now taking turns flexing their arms and kissing them...

"LOOK AT THESE PEAKS AND SAY THAT I AM SUCKING UR DICK ALLLLLLLL NIGHT DAY LONG"


"I AM THE GINGER FREAKS!! WERE ALL DA LADIES CLIMB TO ENTER MY BOOTIE PARADISE"




"THOSE ARE SOME PEAKS BUT MY PEAKS ARE PRECIOUSELY ABOUT .8 1/3 QUARTER TRICEPMETERS ABOVE THE HORIZON ABOVE YOUR PEAKS."



"HUH?! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE! BY MY CALCUS MY PEAKS REACHED YOUR PEAKS AND PEAKED HIGHER THAN WHAT YOUR PEAKS CAN PEAK JUST ASK THE REDDICKS" *points to nobody in attendance*"YOU DON'T KNOW MY PEAKS AND NOW WHAT MY PEAKS ARE CABLE IF"





"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIG POPPA HUGE YOU CAN'T BEAT THESE BIG PUFFY DADDIES YOU WISH YOU HAD SOME OF THINGS"



"FAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT ASSESSSES HUH?! PUFFY AINT U DOWN TO SUCK ON MY PEAKS THEM TOO BIG FOR YOUR ASS SO WHAT YOU SAY WE GO AND KISS MY ASS AND GET A HOTSGOD!!"

Suddenly... Staphanie McMahon's music hits!!!