Staphanie... unlucky for you you're not considered even a human being- I have no problems KICKING YOUR ASS!
Spade responded by laughing at the hairy titty bitch after the slap across the face.... and before you know it The Unholy One scooped Staphanie over his right shoulder readying for the Final Guidance Driver!!!!! The fans were screaming their heads off!!!
JBL: He... he doesn't have the nerve!!! MY GAWD SHE'S THE COO OF THIS COMPANY!!! UNHAND HER!!! SHE'S YOUR EMPLOYER DAMMIT!!!
Darkspade was enjoying every minute of this- and even walked around the ring until he gets into the center of it... while this was happening, Staphanie was kicking and screaming along with a spray of crabs squirting across the entire ring!!! THEN SUDDENLY.... SHI DORSUJUN KU APPEARED FROM THE SIDE AND SCREAMED OUTLOUD PROFANITIES AT THE STUPID AMERICANS AND SMASHED HIS ELBOW INTO THE SIDE OF DARKSPADE CAUSING STAPHANIE TO BE CATAPULTED ACROSS THE RING!
Shi then scooped up a disoriented Darkspade, and with ease- rose him upward in his Heaven's Uproar finisher sending the Absolute Undisputed Champion of this entire supernatural sport soaring into the closest turnbuckle head first!!! The champ ricochets off of the turn buckle and lands hard on the center of the mat where Shi draps across Darkspade's body for a pin count....
Of course Staphanie saw this and she crawled over to Shi while at the same time patted the mat for the count of......
1!!!!!!!!!!!!
2!!!!!!!!!!!!
JBL: OH MY GAWD WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW ABSOLUTE CHAMPION!!!!!