CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 9:21 pm on Apr 16, 2016 by: Botch Recliner (Soon-To-Be Champion Champion)

TIME FOR ME TO LICK MY ASS.

"HUH? THE UNCLE THINK THAT'S GNOME TO BE IN YOU IS MY DICK," Botch said as they both stepped to the front of their lines at the hotdog stand. "AT STAPLES ARENA IS TONIGHT URINE GOING TO FELCH MY PEAKS."

"I'M IF GOING TO TAKE A SHEET TO ON IN YOUR DICK AND THEN IF YOU'LL FEELS TO ME," Buff said, stroking his hotdog like a penis. "THERE'S IF NO STOPPING THE TO STUFF WITH IF THE BUFF."

"Would you like a drink with that?" the cashier asked Botch daringly.

"HUH? SHUT UP, FAAAAAAAAAT ASS," Botch said, slamming his hotdog down onto the counter, sending mustard squirting from the tip of it into Buff's open mouth like jizz from a penis. "IF I WANK A DICK, YOU'LL ASK FOR TIT, BOTCH. WHO DO I THINK YOU ARE INTERCOURSING ME? I SHOOT HAVE YOU FILED."

The cashier, now fearing for his life and intelligence far more than his job, cowered in fear. Meanwhile, Buff had wandered off, stuffing his hotdog down the front of his tights. Even though the hotdog snapped in half, it still looked bigger in his tights than his own, shriveled penis did.

"WHERE TO THE FOCK IF DID YOU TO GO, RECLINER?" Buff said as he ventured deeper into the depths of the arena. "CUM ON MY CHEST TO OUT OF THE CLOSET IF AND FACE TO THE BUFF DADDEH IF LIKE IF A REAL MAN."

Botch was still smashing his hotdog into the counter at the snack bar before walking away too, in the opposite direction Buff went in, licking the remains of the hotdog off of his fingers.

"HUH? I'LL COCK YOUR ASS WHEN I FUND YOU, FATWELL," Botch said, reaching into his thong to scratch his ass as he walked. "I'M TURD OF YOUR GAYS. I'M THE SON-OF-A-BITCH CHUNKY CHAMPAGNE AND I DON'T HAVE TO POOF UP WITH TITS AT SUNDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN."

For several more hours, both Botch and Buff wandered the halls of the arena. It was filled with HUHS, hotdogs, and farts. Eventually, Botch entered a men's restroom and finally found Buff, on his knees in front of a glory hole, staring into the currently empty hole.

"HUH? I'M NUT IN HERE, I'M RIGHT THERE," Botch said, dropping his paper plate belt to the piss-covered floor. "TIME TO TAKE MY DICK AND SAY YOUR PLAYERS, FLABSMELL. THERE'S HOT YOU CAN DO TO SLAP THE BIG GAY BOOBY DADDY."

At that, Botch dropped to the floor and started doing pushups, only managing one before he collapsed onto the pissy floor and fell asleep.