Posted at 4:50 am on Apr 16, 2016 by: Buff Fagwell

WHERE I BE GOING TO BUFF DADDEH SIDE THAT WHERE I GONE IF BE AND WIN

Elsewhere.

Buff Fagwell wakes up from a night of humpin your momma!! he turns over in the bed with his bloodshot drunk eyes and sees the clock say 8:30pm! Suddenly Buff hops out of the bed causing yo momma to fall over on the ground, butt neked. Buff hastily slips yo momma's thong, his tights, bra and then his shirt over that but realizes that his NWO hat is nowhere to be found!!! Buff runs into the bathroom after a failed attempt looking for it- and sees his hat stuffed into the toilet! Buff gets his hat- flips it around and plops it on his head but the toilet water falls on his head along with chunks of corn-turds! Buff gets one of the turds and eats it... gotta stay strong for the match!!!

An hour later- Buff finally figures out how to turn on his iPhone and launches UBER to come pick him up in the middle of the street several thousand miles from yo momma's house.

FINALLY a Uber vehicle pulls up and lets Buff in....

Stereotypical Bad Indian Driver: Oh hello... where you going? resonated the uber driver with a heavy accent....

Buff Fagwell: YO I NEED TO GETS OVER TO MY BUFF DADDEH SIDE SO DAT THE TITTY CAN BE ALL MIND CUZ I AM THE STUFF WITH THE BUFF!

Stereotypical Bad Indian Driver: I see I see... so, West Hollywood it is!

::Buff sees a magazine with the picture of CW is MAD at the Staples Center in LA... Buff points to it to the driver::
Buff Fagwell: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAT GUNNA BE ALLLLL SOON-TO-BE ALL-SOON-IF-TO-BE-SOMEDAY-MINE-CHAMPIONCHIPS FOR THE BUFF DADDEH!

The driver then recognizes Buff's face on the cover of the magazine... right under the header "Biggest Losers of CW"
Stereotypical Bad Indian Driver: OHHHHH!! I see I see... strap on we go!!!

Several hours later..... After Buff keeps having the driver pull over to take a shit every 5 seconds..... they reached the stadium.....

::Buff gets out of the car, completely dazed and unaware of where he is at::
Stereotypical Bad Indian Driver: Thank you come again..... ASSHOLE!

Buff is then seen from the security camea angle- looking into a dumpster for something when all of a sudden a security guard goes over to see what is going in.....

Security Officer: Um... excuse me... but who are you and how did you get into the building?

::Buff pulls out of the dumpster with a half-eaten sandwich and stares blankly at the guard....::

Buff Fagwell: LET ME TELL YOU ONE OTHER THING OFFKUR!! I DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH SEX WITH YO MOMMA NOW WHERES IF THE SOON-TO-BE-CHAMPICHIP ON THE BUFF DADDEH SIDE IF YOU MONKEE BUTT THE BUFF IS THE STUFF IS MAD ON NETDORK54 TELEVISUON SET YOU HEUD BE HMM?

The officer finally realizes that this was the missing wrestler everyone has been waiting on for a day...
Security Officer: Uhhhhh this way?

During this entire time Botch was picking inside of his thong and smelling the scat that he left behind in them... while Buff's music was ALSO playing for the ENTIRE DAY! THEN SUDDENLY.... Buff strolls out from the top of the column where the fans enter and points down to where Botch was sleeping at....

Buff Fagwell: YEA YOU!!! OVER THERE OVER YONDER THE WINDOW SINKS. BOOTH REDEIMER YOUR ASSS BELONGS TO MY DICK IF YOU FEELS WHAT I AM SAYING. I AM GUNNA COME DOWN THESE By this time Buff walked the opposite direction and went outside of the arena and now is in line for a hotdog for himself!! STEEPS AND GIVE YOURSELF A WIN IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE BUFF DADDEH SIDE THINKS OF HOW I SUCK YOUR BALLS!!!!! NOW WHEN I AM DONE ODERING LET ME SAY THAT YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE TOOK A DUMP AND CALLED IT YOUR FACE. Botch decided his stomach needed some nutrition and so he rolled out of the ring and stumbled up the stairs against the bewildered and confused fans.... the CreatureTron then shows Buff and Botch in opposite different lines to the same hotdog stand with mics in their hands yelling at each other!!! AT TNA IS TODAY BOTCH THAT CHAMPISHIRT IS GUNNA BE AROUND THE BUFF DADDEHS SIDE IF YOU FEELS WHAT I DIPPER