Posted at 3:37 pm on Apr 21, 2016 by:
The Unholy Ministry
Ohhhhhh HELLLLLLLLLLL NO. AGAIN!
FIRE THEN ERUPTS FROM THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE RING... AT RINGSIDE AND RIGHT ABOVE THEM THE UM SYMBOL ALSO APPEARED AND IGNITED IN A FURY OF FIRE!!!
Then. From the ramp-way stood the ominous and the most EVIL SOB in this entire sport! This man once claimed that he IS the greatest villain of all of Creatures of the Night.... and he damn well proved it time in and time out.
The Absolute Undisputed Champion's powers seemingly grew in focus and intensity as he walked down the aisle to then approach the ring. Darkspade shot a cold long hard evil stare at the two of the dolts- turned- then walked up the rampway to then thrust his hands up towards the fans in the 'spade symbol.'
Chane and Staph yelped back peeing in their pants as the REAL Champion of CreatureWrestling entered into the ring-- his title shimmered with such tremendous energy that the ring shook from it!
DS: Why is it that we simply cannot get rid of you two? Will you DIE ALREADY!!! The Board of Directors must have been kidnapped, drugged and exposed to 5,000 hours straight of your ugly, retarded, FAKE, bitch of an incest sister's saggy tits to get them to set this SHIT up. 'Supreme Director'? GIVE ME A BREAK!!! You're nothing but a Supreme Dickshit and that bitch over there is the Chief SCANKWHORE. This whole PG-13 bullshit is simply that.... BULLSHIT! I ain't going to conform- and I sure as HELL not going to KICK major ass in that fucking ring... If I want to CRUSH the skulls of my opponents with a steel chair or 50 then SO BE IT! And you know that there is NOTHING you can do to stop me.
