Posted at 7:08 am on Jan 12, 2015 by:
Red Spyder
Is that before or after I cut you in half with my chainsaw and throw your guts out to the crowd as a souvenir?
At the top of the ladder, Spade started the chainsaw, revving it several times before plunging it into the chest of the hanging corpse, sending out a spray of blood and chunks of meat from the apparently fresh corpse!!! After digging into the corpse with the tool for a moment, Spade then retracted the chainsaw, the front end of it now painted crimson, and he reached into the gaping hole in the corpse's chest, feeling around for the key for a moment before taking his hand back out with no key. Looking around, he grabbed for the next closest corpse and sawed into it too, sending more blood and gore spraying before reaching into it as well!!!
King: "Ugh, Darkspade seems to be enjoying this a little too much! Sends a shiver right down my spine!"
Cole: "He does and he's making quite the mess on the ring canvas in the process!"
JBL: "And they're only in the first cage! The whole arena's going to have to be hosed down by the time they're done!"
Again coming out of the corpse empty-handed, Spade moved on to another. This one was older though, dryer, the chainsaw sending flakes of the corpse into the air like sawdust!!!!! But the corpse turned out to be as keyless as the first two, much to Spade's disappointment. It was then that he saw that Red was back to his feet and approaching the ladder. Quickly, Spade swung the chainsaw at the noose of the corpse, dropping it down onto Red, causing him to stumble!!!!!! Throwing the corpse off of himself and onto the mat, Red glared up at Spade before quickly moving to the other side of the ladder and climbing up!
"Hands off my chainsaw, you Unholy asshole!" Red shouted angrily.
In response, Spade swung the chainsaw at Red, attempting to decapitate him!!!!!!! Red managed to duck though and as soon as he had an opening, he shot his arm up to hit Spade with a throat thrust, knocking the Unholy One off-balance and causing him to topple off of the ladder, chainsaw still in his hands!!!!!!!!!! Hitting the mat back first, the chainsaw clattered away from Spade's hands, ripping into the ring momentarily before stopping, much to Red's disappointment who'd hoped that Spade would end up cutting into himself!!!!!
With nothing in hand to cut into a corpse himself, Red knew he'd have to get back off the ladder. Seeing Spade getting back up, Red proceeded to climb onto the very top of the ladder before launching all 295 pounds of himself at Spade, knocking him back down with a devastating flying clothesline!!!!!! Getting back to his feet, Red then scooped up his chainsaw from the mat, raising it into the air and revving it as he moved towards Spade, intense hatred in his eyes for the Unholy One, the only question in his mind at that moment being which limb he would saw off first!!!!!!!!
Seeing Red standing over him with the chainsaw, Spade quickly dragged himself back before rising to his feet and charging at him, hitting him with a spear, causing the chainsaw to fly out of his hands, bouncing to the outside of the ring!!!!!!!!!! Dragging Red back up to his feet, Spade whipped him into the turnbuckle before grabbing the ladder and folding it up. Holding the ladder like a battering ram, Spade charged at Red to drive the top of the ladder right into his ribs, but the Guardian of Wickedness jumped out of the way at the last second, causing Spade to merely drive the ladder into the turnbuckle pad!!!!!!!! Before Spade could get turned around to try to hit Red again, Red then nailed him with a big boot, dropping him back to the mat!!!!!!!!!!!! With Spade down, it was time for Red to start cutting open corpses himself, setting up the ladder again before he moved towards the pile of cutting tools...
