Mmmmmm Don't inspire me too much- I am already using you as target practice.
There was a time in many fan's mind that this match would be gruesome- that was an understatement! Red's grip around The Unholy One's neck was tighter than a noose - AND HE WAS BASHING SPADE'S HEAD AGAINST THAT HARD UNFORGIVING FLOOR OF THE SECOND CHAMBER.... A FLOOR DRENCHED IN VOMIT, GORE AND BLOOD...... Suddenly, Red just dropped Spade's head after countless head bashings and smiled in Wicked delight that The Unholy One wasn't showing any signs of breathing.... That was his cue. That was his chance to dive into the next chamber- to find the next key!
The Guardian of Wickedness.... a Creature obsessed with all and every forms of torture and horrors felt so much at home with those dangling corpses - he mistaken a couple of them for his murder victims!!!! His own personal macabre cave. And so Red scooped up the blooded pickaxe and casually walked between the corpses as if one was walking in a meat locker and passing by dead meat on hooks.
Eying a fine specimen- Red tightened his grip on the PickAxe and went to town on a corpse!! Wonderful juices sprung forth from the bag of guts and squirted in all directions.... man this was more fun than a pinata! Guts dropped down from the flesh bag and onto the floor...... this prompted Red to drop the pickaxe and dig into the pile of guts- this wasn't for candy..... this was for a shinny silvery Key!!! And there..... lodged in the blackened remains of the heart was IT!! Red snatches the key and as the camera executes an extreme closeup of Red's face to illustrate his joy.... RIGHT FROM BEHIND HIM WAS THE BLOODIED UP UNHOLY ONE AND HE HAD WITH HIM IN HIS HANDS A TORSO!!!! SPADE DRIVES THE TORSO DOWNWARD AND THROUGH RED SPYDER - TOPPING HIM WITH THE CAVITY. THE KEY THEN FALLS DOWN ONTO THE BLOODIED SATURATED FLOOR.
Red sprung up while being encased in the torso and hopping around trying to use his free limbs- his legs- to kick Darkspade with..... but instead--- he misses each time!!! The Unholy One snarls and then while running and using his momentum he then leaps up a dangling corpse and then executes a spinning kick onto the torso that Red was in- the torso immediately shattered and Red catapulted into the air and then his left shoulder gets IMPLANTED by a free meat hook... the hook plunged right through his left shoulder and stuck him there......
.....................Darkspade grins with that EVIL smile. What a WONDERFUL opportunity..... As the camera man walks through the puddle of blood and guts to gain another advantage point- Spade RIPS an arm off of one of the corpses and then BREAKS the arm off to expose a sharp point of the bone..... he created a spear!!!
IT'S TARGET PRACTICE BITCH!!!!
Red was trying to break out of this but he was having a hard time-- and then it went flying from Spade's hand-- that arm-spear!!! and it NEARLY missed Red's head -- if it wasn't for Red's quick timing of turning his head. Spade then RIPS another arm off and does the same - with another spear ready - Red SPITS blood into the air and lands on Spade's chest.... with a return of the favor.... the next spear met it's mark and it went through Red's lower intestines- nearly missing his most vital organs..... we now saw a scene with Red trapped with his left shoulder and half-an-arm sticking right through his lower intestines!!! The Unholy One then rips the head off of the body he was dismantling and DIGS HIS FINGERS THROUGH THE SQUISHY EYEBALLS - LIKE - A BOWLING BALL HOLE..... While Spade was readying this one.... Red prepares for the worse!
